What's your 最喜爱的 random/nonsense saying?

Well, there's:

"Random Rhinos!"
"Those damn sinister staplers!"
"Are 你 an Undercover Unicorn?"
and
"I AM THE WALRUS! COO COO CA-CHOO!"

Whenever someone says something that I either can't hear 或者 don't understand I say "What'd 你 call me?"

For some time now, I've been saying the word "Christmas" in 随意 situations...and I really don't know why :D

i luv this saying:

OMG 独角兽 ARE REAL!!!!! theyre just fat and gray and we call them rhino's!!!!! XD

Stupidity Kills!

If 你 look at those protests in France, the size and level of
protest doesn't really relate to what they're
protesting about. I think there's something underneath
that people are feeling, particularly the younger
generation. We feel like we've been born into some
pre-created situation where we don't actually have any
control over anything. We've got an aging population
as well and that control factor grates a little bit. I
feel, through this album, that I'm feeling pessimistic
and frustrated about it all but at the same time I'm
not against revolutionary moves and I wouldn't be
ashamed to have incited a small riot, if it's for a
good cause."

the purple bees are tattletales! be careful what u say!!!

IT'S OVER 9,000!

Punchbuggy some color no punchbacks!

You're so skinny 你 could eat a fly.

"'What time is it?'
'4:50.'
'No...IT'S 伏特加 TIME!'"

"RAGE!"

"I am the 彩虹 Unicorn."

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT are 你 doing?"

"'Xcuse me for a minute, but the back of your head looks ridiculous!"