What's the weirdest news that somebody has 给 你 with a straight face?

Me and my 老友记 were having field 日 at school, and one of my 老友记 is like...A FREAK XD She's weird, random, but hilarious! So yeah, we were over at the gym and then I was like "I'm hungry" and she was like "I have a 塔科, 炸玉米饼 in my pocket" and she stuck her hand inside her pockets and pulls out a half eaten taco...not even wrapped. She 说 it so normal!

my friend monica (who is 12)said " i like sex" randomly when we were at school without laughing and i was like "was that what 你 were doing all that time 你 were in the bathroom?"

I told my friend Brianna why her bf is a perv.

My friend Nicole was sleeping over my house, we were watching Dawn of the Dead, when she turned and with a straight face said. "I can fit my fist in my mouth. Want to see?" I found out she really can.

I have 2:

1. A boy I really hate told me that my arch nemesis has a crush on me.

2. My friend told me that he likes my mom.

This is so random, it's not even funny.

Okay, so a few months ago, me and my two best 老友记 Annalee and Amanda were eating lunch together. Annalee pulls out a pencil and a notebook from her backpack, and me and her started drawing celebrity potatoes (potatoes that look like certain celebrities). We drew a Johhny Depp potato, an Owen Wilson potato, an Adam Sandler potato (it actually looks just like him O_o), and a Michael Jackson potato. Amanda didn't speak at all during this. She wasn't even paying attention to what we were doing.
I said, "what celebrity potato should we draw next?"
Me and Annalee were silent for almost 3 minutes. *insert 3 分钟 of silence here*
Finally, Amanda spoke up. What she said: "When I was little, I didn't know how to blow my nose."
Annalee and I stared at her for a whole minute, and then we broke out laughing.

i was like 11 and my and my mom and sis and bro were going to the 海滩 and we were in the car ( withc was rely tiny) and my bro 说 to me with a stragt face we have 1 更多 sis . and i 说 What ?! (and every 1 was in it) then my mom 说 we did but connor aka my bro ate her . i asked what was her name . my mom 说 alexandra . My sis 说 she look just like me like a twin . Then i texted me dad( he was at a party ) and 说 we had aneither sis ? He even 说 yes . I am like what?????!!!!!!!! Then my mom called my dad and 说 omg we just fooled grace and we busted out luaghing.



It was all done with a straight face but me i was like a ? mark on my head