Puck and Rachel Special Education
Duets (EP01)
Rachel: "-Broadway 显示 first..."
Puck: "Shut up."
Grilled Cheesus (EP03)
Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!"
Puck: "Are 你 calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"
Duets (EP04)
Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie."
Tina: "Really was just a matter of time."
Quinn: "What did he do?"
Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM."
Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"
Never Been Kissed (EP06)
Rachel: "SPIES!"
Puck: "Lighten up."
The Substitute (EP07)...
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