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posted by utie1015

1.What do. mummies 爱情 listening to, 包, 换行 music
2. What's a Dracula's 最喜爱的 pie, boo-berry pie
3.why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance, because it didn't have any/ body/ to take
4.What do 你 Call a monster that likes dancing, the boogie man

5.What do 你 call a ghost's 最喜爱的 pasta, spookghetti
6.what do 你 call two witches living together, broommates
7.ghosts are terrible liars because 你 can see right through them
8.what is a vampire's 最喜爱的 dessert, I scream

amazing short jokes

posted by utie1015

1. knowledge is knowing that a 番茄 is a 水果 and wisdom is not putting it in a 水果 salad
2. a celebrity is someone who works his entire life to be recognized and then wears dark glasses to hide from crazy fans
3.why don't 你 see hippos hiding behind a tree, because they are very
good at it (wink) lol...
4.What did the traffic light say to the car?, don't look I'm about to change
5. mom:(to son) Anton am I a bad mom
son:mom, my name is paul
6. who is the craziest among this three people, the first guy is looking for his phone, he picks up his phone, turns on the flash light and then he keeps...

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Are 你 smarter than a 4 年 old?

posted by bribee10

Studies 显示 that when THESE 问题 were presented to professionals, 95% of them answered all four incorrectly.But 96% of preschoolers got these right.Are 你 smarter than a 4 yr. old?

1 HOW DO 你 PUT A GIRAFFE INTO A REFRIDGERATOR?

actually

think

about your answer

before

你 scrool down anymore.

correct answer: 你 open the fridge, put the girraffe in, and close the door.

HOW DO 你 PUT AN 象, 大象 INTO A REFRIDGERATOR?
(again come up with an answere before scrolling down)

answer: 你 take the girraffe out, put the 象, 大象 in, and close the fridge.

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