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粉丝选择: Calling the cops to complain that you've been sold fake crack cocaine
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粉丝选择: It's physically impossible to drink a gallon of 牛奶 without vomiting
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粉丝选择: Zombies begin roaming the Earth
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粉丝选择: Ugh, leave me alone. I'm busy Fanpopping here!
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粉丝选择: Chuck Norris never wet his 床, 床上 as a child. The 床, 床上 wet itself out of fear.
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粉丝选择: Travel to all the places I wanted to see before I die
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粉丝选择: Zombies begin roaming the Earth
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粉丝选择: Ask him what he did with your husband/wife.
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粉丝选择: 吻乐队(Kiss) your new spouse
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粉丝选择: I just banged your wife about 5 分钟 ago.
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粉丝选择: Press "H". Then hold down "m"
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粉丝选择: When the 显示 你 wanna watch shows a re-run instead of a new episode
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粉丝选择: "Have 你 heard about those 小猫 who go around shooting 随意 people?"
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粉丝选择: Britney Spears is performing at the VMAs
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粉丝选择: Serial killer clowns...they commit their horrendous crimes using hilarious 支持
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粉丝选择: Keep talking to them as well, but make an excuse to dash off
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粉丝选择: Gas prices get so freaking high, flying is the cheapest option
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粉丝选择: It is considered an offense to 淋浴 naked.
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粉丝选择: He doesn't read books.He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
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粉丝选择: I remain calm and collected
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粉丝选择: I don't get drunk! What a thought!
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粉丝选择: *##&%^$ #(#(^@(!$#^*#$(*&#$(*&#!
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粉丝选择: Go on a 日期 with someone 你 met on the Internet
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粉丝选择: I don't use any products in my hair
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粉丝选择: I hate everything Hilton
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粉丝选择: A really cheap apartment with amazing 老友记
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粉丝选择: None of the Above, I'd Just Break there Nose
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粉丝选择: Fanpoppism...refers to a serious and untreatable addiction to 潮流粉丝俱乐部
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粉丝选择: Derk...refers to one who is both a dumb-ass and a jerk
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粉丝选择: Some people wear 超人 pajamas. 超人 wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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粉丝选择: Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
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粉丝选择: Yes, my opinion counts =D
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粉丝选择: Christ the Redeemer
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粉丝选择: A healthy poor person with lots of 老友记 and your own cardboard box
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粉丝选择: The swashbuckling and pilaging kind
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粉丝选择: Yes...it was a small but great planet. They should have gotten rid of Uranus.
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粉丝选择: It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
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粉丝选择: Nobody! That's crazy
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粉丝选择: Colonel Sanders (KFC)
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粉丝选择: One of the people from that TV 显示
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