AN ACCURATE 2010HOROSCOPE
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>>This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible 日 starting tomorrow morning . . .
>>and it only gets worse from there.
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>>ARIES - The Aggressive(March 21 to April 19)
>>Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>TAURUS - The Tramp(April 20 to May 20)
>>Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the 爱情 of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They 爱情 to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>GEMINI - The Twin(May 21 to June 20)
>>Nice. 爱情 is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock 你 out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>CANCER - The Beauty(June 21 to July 22)
>>MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's 爱情 is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person 你 will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take 你 under their wing and into their hearts where 你 will remain forever. Cancers make 爱情 with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your 屁股 good if it comes down to it. Someone 你 should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>LEO - The Lion(July 23 to August 22)
>>Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>VIRGO - The One that Waits(August 23 to September 22)
>>Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything 你 ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but 你 will quickly lose their respect if 你 do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>LIBRA - The Lame One(September 23 to October 22)
>>Nice to everyone they meet. Their 爱情 is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person 你 will ever meet! However, not the kind of person 你 want to mess with... 你 might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful 老友记 to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone 你 want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>SCORPIO - The Addict(October 23 to November 21)
>>EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected 由 a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
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>>SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One(November 22 to December 21)
>>Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much 爱情 to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not 显示 it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not 显示 it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their 爱情 is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person 你 will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person 你 want to mess with- 你 might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover(December 22 to January 19)
>>Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and 爱情 to take it easy, but when they find a job 或者 something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he 或者 she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
>>To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water(January 20 to February 18)
>>Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually 更多 than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain 或者 tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>PISCES - The Partner for Life(February 19 to March 20)
>>Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used 由 others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their 老友记 to be. 5 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>1 - 3 people = 1 分钟 of luck
>>4 - 7 people = 1 小时 of luck
>>8 - 12 people = 1 日 of luck
>>13 - 17 people = 1 week of luck
>>18 - 22 people = 1 月 of luck
>>23 - 27 people = 3 months of luck
>>28 - 32 people = 7 months of luck
>>33 - 37 people = 1 年 of luck
>>38 and 更多 = a very lucky life!
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>>This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible 日 starting tomorrow morning . . .
>>and it only gets worse from there.
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>>ARIES - The Aggressive(March 21 to April 19)
>>Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>TAURUS - The Tramp(April 20 to May 20)
>>Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the 爱情 of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They 爱情 to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>GEMINI - The Twin(May 21 to June 20)
>>Nice. 爱情 is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock 你 out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>CANCER - The Beauty(June 21 to July 22)
>>MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's 爱情 is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person 你 will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take 你 under their wing and into their hearts where 你 will remain forever. Cancers make 爱情 with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your 屁股 good if it comes down to it. Someone 你 should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>LEO - The Lion(July 23 to August 22)
>>Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>VIRGO - The One that Waits(August 23 to September 22)
>>Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything 你 ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but 你 will quickly lose their respect if 你 do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>LIBRA - The Lame One(September 23 to October 22)
>>Nice to everyone they meet. Their 爱情 is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person 你 will ever meet! However, not the kind of person 你 want to mess with... 你 might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful 老友记 to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone 你 want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>SCORPIO - The Addict(October 23 to November 21)
>>EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected 由 a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
>>Luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One(November 22 to December 21)
>>Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much 爱情 to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not 显示 it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not 显示 it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their 爱情 is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person 你 will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person 你 want to mess with- 你 might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover(December 22 to January 19)
>>Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and 爱情 to take it easy, but when they find a job 或者 something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he 或者 she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
>>To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water(January 20 to February 18)
>>Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually 更多 than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain 或者 tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>PISCES - The Partner for Life(February 19 to March 20)
>>Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used 由 others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their 老友记 to be. 5 years of bad luck if 你 do not forward.
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>>1 - 3 people = 1 分钟 of luck
>>4 - 7 people = 1 小时 of luck
>>8 - 12 people = 1 日 of luck
>>13 - 17 people = 1 week of luck
>>18 - 22 people = 1 月 of luck
>>23 - 27 people = 3 months of luck
>>28 - 32 people = 7 months of luck
>>33 - 37 people = 1 年 of luck
>>38 and 更多 = a very lucky life!
1.Tell someone 你 truly trust about your trouble.
2.Talk to your friends.
3.Go outside (somewhere 你 can relax when 你 visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.
4.Cry when 你 feel that 你 need it and don't think crying is weakness.
5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever 你 want .
6.Take a 淋浴 with a cold/warm water .
7.Listen to classic 音乐 .
8.Drink a 水果 果汁 或者 anything cold.
And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy 或者 sad :)
2.Talk to your friends.
3.Go outside (somewhere 你 can relax when 你 visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.
4.Cry when 你 feel that 你 need it and don't think crying is weakness.
5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever 你 want .
6.Take a 淋浴 with a cold/warm water .
7.Listen to classic 音乐 .
8.Drink a 水果 果汁 或者 anything cold.
And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy 或者 sad :)