(Potential Movie Spoiler) Fetch!

if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE 日 SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT 日 SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told 爱情 potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent 显示 gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN 逼债, 墩 DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops 安全 on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the 象, 大象 foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs 安全 and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....

Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," 说 Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.

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They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that 说 TO BE CONTINUED

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47
Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.

Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little 企鹅 who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.

Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the 树 he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper 步枪 goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.

Abigail stopped 接吻 Kowalski.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico 说 "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.