Napping on the job Marlene?

Private: Do 你 have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do 你 have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will 你 take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to 爱情 and to nourish, til death do 你 part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will 你 take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to 爱情 and to nourish til death do 你 part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: 你 may 吻乐队（Kiss） the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are 你 doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Note: This, as 你 probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this 文章 came from LeonardFan's scenario 发布 under the 'Final Blowhole Episode 标题 Confirmed' 照片 and Jedipenguin16's 墙 post on the club. I hope 你 enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are 你 doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on 由 leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...

Soon the penguins began to walk. 由 noon their feet felt ablazingly painful. The sand rubbed them raw. The towering sun beat down on them. They had thought New York was bad in the summer, but that was nothing compared to this heat. Each 分钟 every 企鹅 seemed to fall to the hot sand. Their mouths were as dry as a waterhole in Africa during the dry season. It wasn't long before Private fell back, but before he hit the ground Skipper caught him as usual.

"Private!" Skipper cried.

"I'm so thirsty, Skippah!" Private whined. Skipper took Private's cantine off of his soldier and gave it...