Prolouge: 你 unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, 你 travel along the berm of imagination, 下一个 stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby 企鹅 and a ringtail 狐猴 are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What the dickens was that?!' asked Private. 'I dunno, but it could be the sky spirits comunicating with us!!' 说 Julien optimistically. 'Hey guys!! My electricity just went out, can ya help me here?' asked a familiar female voice. 'Well Skippah would get right onto it Marlene!!' replied Private, running to the HQ. 'Skippah!! Marlene's electricity is out!!' yelled Private frantically. 'Our electricity went out too, should we take an emergency role call?' asked Skipper. 'We'd need to hop in the car to do that,' replied Kowalski. 'Then start her up!! We have to get there!!' yelled Skipper.
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'Skipper, the car won't start up!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Then get a new battery for it!!' replied Skipper. 'But the dial says the battery is full for some reason, we should tell everyone else if they're experiencing technical problems,' 说 Kowalski. 'Rico!! Get me a battery!!' commanded Skipper. 'Uh huh!!' nodded Rico, barfing up a new battery. 'Kowalski, put it in the car, I'll go ask ringtail if he's experiencing the technical problems, alright?' asked Skipper, walking off to the lemurs. 'Ringtail!! Is anything wrong?' asked Skipper. 'Actually yes, there is a lot that's wrong right now penguin, my boogie machine won't work!!! And we just put new batteries today!!' yelled Julien. 'Well that's odd, it mustve been that meteor that crashed earlier,' 说 Skipper. 'It wasn't a meteor!!' yelled a squeaky voice in the corner, 'It was the aliens!!' 'Mort? What are 你 talking about?' asked Skipper. 'I read this comic, they're coming to take over!!' yelled Mort. Soon, a crowd of zoo residents appeared around them. 'That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard,' 说 Skipper. 'But, if he's telling the truth Skipper, we might have to find out which one of us IS the alien,' 说 Maurice. 'Hmmm... Then perhaps sad eyes is right, if there are aliens, we might as well 搜索 for them!!!' yelled Skipper.
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The group of zoo residents marched through the zoo, in sweat and heat. 'Where are the aliens Skippah?' asked Private. 'I dunno, but we must keep searching!!' yelled Skipper. 'But we've been marching all 日 dammit!!' yelled Marlene. 'There probably aren't even aliens Skipper, for all we know, Skipper could be the alien!!!' yelled Maurice, followed 由 an angry crowd. 'Why blame me?! Wait a second, who brought up the aliens? Who 说 the 'meteor' was a spaceship?! MORT!!' yelled Skipper. As soon as everyone charged at Mort, the lights went on in the 袋鼠 habitat. 'Wait!! The lights are on at Joey's habitat!! Explain that Joey! Explain the lights?!' yelled Marlene. 'Oye mates!! There be no blamin' me!! I know no technical stuff!!' argued Joey. 'Look!! The lights are coming on at Marlene's habitat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'I bet she just wanted to blame someone for what she did?!' asked Private. 'Wait guys, I can explain!!' yelled Marlene, 'Have I ever lied to you? No!! It's not my fault!!' Then, everyone stared around, puzzled, very clueless. 'This is kinda confusing, if Marlene didn't do it, then who did?' asked Julien, quite confused.
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'Look!! The engine's started up!!' yelled Burt the elephant. 'Who?! What?!' asked Rico. 'Ya know who owns this car?! 或者 who's smart enough to conjure this up?! KOWALSKI!!' yelled Marlene, picking up a rock. 'Wait!! No!!' yelled Kowalski, before everyone threw stones at him, until he started bleeding. 'Stop!! We can't blame Kowalski!!' yelled Skipper, but it was too late. Every light and electronic began to turn on and off randomly. 'No!! It was the lemurs!!' yelled Marlene, then they started destroying the lemur's bounce house. 'Hold on!! It's the gorillas who did it!!' yelled Private, soon smashing windows. 'What's happening to us?!' yelled Skipper, smashing down a door. Meanwhile, off in the distance, a 企鹅 began staring through binoculars. 'Richard? Is this any close at all?' asked a bottlenose 海豚 on a notebook. 'Nope, they are just like the Bronx zoo, and the Hoboken zoo, and even the Philadelphia zoo,' replied Richard smugly. A wide grin appeared on the dolphin's face, as he pushed 随意 buttons, turning lights at the zoo on and off. 'Hahahaha, we destroy them all zoo to zoo eh Blowhole?' asked Richard. 'Of course, we shall be off to leave them to destroy themselves,' replied Blowhole. 'Man they all are paranoid, very stupid weakness if 你 ask me,' 说 Richard, entering the spaceship. 'Of course they are,' replied Blowhole, setting the ship to the 下一个 zoo. Now, the zoo is going in ruins, funny how civilization can destroy itself for such weaknesses, but such weaknesses dwell, in The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby 企鹅 and a ringtail 狐猴 are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What the dickens was that?!' asked Private. 'I dunno, but it could be the sky spirits comunicating with us!!' 说 Julien optimistically. 'Hey guys!! My electricity just went out, can ya help me here?' asked a familiar female voice. 'Well Skippah would get right onto it Marlene!!' replied Private, running to the HQ. 'Skippah!! Marlene's electricity is out!!' yelled Private frantically. 'Our electricity went out too, should we take an emergency role call?' asked Skipper. 'We'd need to hop in the car to do that,' replied Kowalski. 'Then start her up!! We have to get there!!' yelled Skipper.
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'Skipper, the car won't start up!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Then get a new battery for it!!' replied Skipper. 'But the dial says the battery is full for some reason, we should tell everyone else if they're experiencing technical problems,' 说 Kowalski. 'Rico!! Get me a battery!!' commanded Skipper. 'Uh huh!!' nodded Rico, barfing up a new battery. 'Kowalski, put it in the car, I'll go ask ringtail if he's experiencing the technical problems, alright?' asked Skipper, walking off to the lemurs. 'Ringtail!! Is anything wrong?' asked Skipper. 'Actually yes, there is a lot that's wrong right now penguin, my boogie machine won't work!!! And we just put new batteries today!!' yelled Julien. 'Well that's odd, it mustve been that meteor that crashed earlier,' 说 Skipper. 'It wasn't a meteor!!' yelled a squeaky voice in the corner, 'It was the aliens!!' 'Mort? What are 你 talking about?' asked Skipper. 'I read this comic, they're coming to take over!!' yelled Mort. Soon, a crowd of zoo residents appeared around them. 'That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard,' 说 Skipper. 'But, if he's telling the truth Skipper, we might have to find out which one of us IS the alien,' 说 Maurice. 'Hmmm... Then perhaps sad eyes is right, if there are aliens, we might as well 搜索 for them!!!' yelled Skipper.
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The group of zoo residents marched through the zoo, in sweat and heat. 'Where are the aliens Skippah?' asked Private. 'I dunno, but we must keep searching!!' yelled Skipper. 'But we've been marching all 日 dammit!!' yelled Marlene. 'There probably aren't even aliens Skipper, for all we know, Skipper could be the alien!!!' yelled Maurice, followed 由 an angry crowd. 'Why blame me?! Wait a second, who brought up the aliens? Who 说 the 'meteor' was a spaceship?! MORT!!' yelled Skipper. As soon as everyone charged at Mort, the lights went on in the 袋鼠 habitat. 'Wait!! The lights are on at Joey's habitat!! Explain that Joey! Explain the lights?!' yelled Marlene. 'Oye mates!! There be no blamin' me!! I know no technical stuff!!' argued Joey. 'Look!! The lights are coming on at Marlene's habitat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'I bet she just wanted to blame someone for what she did?!' asked Private. 'Wait guys, I can explain!!' yelled Marlene, 'Have I ever lied to you? No!! It's not my fault!!' Then, everyone stared around, puzzled, very clueless. 'This is kinda confusing, if Marlene didn't do it, then who did?' asked Julien, quite confused.
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'Look!! The engine's started up!!' yelled Burt the elephant. 'Who?! What?!' asked Rico. 'Ya know who owns this car?! 或者 who's smart enough to conjure this up?! KOWALSKI!!' yelled Marlene, picking up a rock. 'Wait!! No!!' yelled Kowalski, before everyone threw stones at him, until he started bleeding. 'Stop!! We can't blame Kowalski!!' yelled Skipper, but it was too late. Every light and electronic began to turn on and off randomly. 'No!! It was the lemurs!!' yelled Marlene, then they started destroying the lemur's bounce house. 'Hold on!! It's the gorillas who did it!!' yelled Private, soon smashing windows. 'What's happening to us?!' yelled Skipper, smashing down a door. Meanwhile, off in the distance, a 企鹅 began staring through binoculars. 'Richard? Is this any close at all?' asked a bottlenose 海豚 on a notebook. 'Nope, they are just like the Bronx zoo, and the Hoboken zoo, and even the Philadelphia zoo,' replied Richard smugly. A wide grin appeared on the dolphin's face, as he pushed 随意 buttons, turning lights at the zoo on and off. 'Hahahaha, we destroy them all zoo to zoo eh Blowhole?' asked Richard. 'Of course, we shall be off to leave them to destroy themselves,' replied Blowhole. 'Man they all are paranoid, very stupid weakness if 你 ask me,' 说 Richard, entering the spaceship. 'Of course they are,' replied Blowhole, setting the ship to the 下一个 zoo. Now, the zoo is going in ruins, funny how civilization can destroy itself for such weaknesses, but such weaknesses dwell, in The Twilight Zone.
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