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Prolouge: 你 unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, 你 travel along the berm of imagination, 下一个 stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby 企鹅 and a ringtail 狐猴 are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What the dickens was that?!' asked Private. 'I dunno, but it could be the sky spirits comunicating with us!!' 说 Julien optimistically. 'Hey guys!! My electricity just went out, can ya help me here?' asked a familiar female voice. 'Well Skippah would get right onto it Marlene!!' replied Private, running to the HQ. 'Skippah!! Marlene's electricity is out!!' yelled Private frantically. 'Our electricity went out too, should we take an emergency role call?' asked Skipper. 'We'd need to hop in the car to do that,' replied Kowalski. 'Then start her up!! We have to get there!!' yelled Skipper.
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'Skipper, the car won't start up!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Then get a new battery for it!!' replied Skipper. 'But the dial says the battery is full for some reason, we should tell everyone else if they're experiencing technical problems,' 说 Kowalski. 'Rico!! Get me a battery!!' commanded Skipper. 'Uh huh!!' nodded Rico, barfing up a new battery. 'Kowalski, put it in the car, I'll go ask ringtail if he's experiencing the technical problems, alright?' asked Skipper, walking off to the lemurs. 'Ringtail!! Is anything wrong?' asked Skipper. 'Actually yes, there is a lot that's wrong right now penguin, my boogie machine won't work!!! And we just put new batteries today!!' yelled Julien. 'Well that's odd, it mustve been that meteor that crashed earlier,' 说 Skipper. 'It wasn't a meteor!!' yelled a squeaky voice in the corner, 'It was the aliens!!' 'Mort? What are 你 talking about?' asked Skipper. 'I read this comic, they're coming to take over!!' yelled Mort. Soon, a crowd of zoo residents appeared around them. 'That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard,' 说 Skipper. 'But, if he's telling the truth Skipper, we might have to find out which one of us IS the alien,' 说 Maurice. 'Hmmm... Then perhaps sad eyes is right, if there are aliens, we might as well 搜索 for them!!!' yelled Skipper.
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The group of zoo residents marched through the zoo, in sweat and heat. 'Where are the aliens Skippah?' asked Private. 'I dunno, but we must keep searching!!' yelled Skipper. 'But we've been marching all 日 dammit!!' yelled Marlene. 'There probably aren't even aliens Skipper, for all we know, Skipper could be the alien!!!' yelled Maurice, followed 由 an angry crowd. 'Why blame me?! Wait a second, who brought up the aliens? Who 说 the 'meteor' was a spaceship?! MORT!!' yelled Skipper. As soon as everyone charged at Mort, the lights went on in the 袋鼠 habitat. 'Wait!! The lights are on at Joey's habitat!! Explain that Joey! Explain the lights?!' yelled Marlene. 'Oye mates!! There be no blamin' me!! I know no technical stuff!!' argued Joey. 'Look!! The lights are coming on at Marlene's habitat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'I bet she just wanted to blame someone for what she did?!' asked Private. 'Wait guys, I can explain!!' yelled Marlene, 'Have I ever lied to you? No!! It's not my fault!!' Then, everyone stared around, puzzled, very clueless. 'This is kinda confusing, if Marlene didn't do it, then who did?' asked Julien, quite confused.
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'Look!! The engine's started up!!' yelled Burt the elephant. 'Who?! What?!' asked Rico. 'Ya know who owns this car?! 或者 who's smart enough to conjure this up?! KOWALSKI!!' yelled Marlene, picking up a rock. 'Wait!! No!!' yelled Kowalski, before everyone threw stones at him, until he started bleeding. 'Stop!! We can't blame Kowalski!!' yelled Skipper, but it was too late. Every light and electronic began to turn on and off randomly. 'No!! It was the lemurs!!' yelled Marlene, then they started destroying the lemur's bounce house. 'Hold on!! It's the gorillas who did it!!' yelled Private, soon smashing windows. 'What's happening to us?!' yelled Skipper, smashing down a door. Meanwhile, off in the distance, a 企鹅 began staring through binoculars. 'Richard? Is this any close at all?' asked a bottlenose 海豚 on a notebook. 'Nope, they are just like the Bronx zoo, and the Hoboken zoo, and even the Philadelphia zoo,' replied Richard smugly. A wide grin appeared on the dolphin's face, as he pushed 随意 buttons, turning lights at the zoo on and off. 'Hahahaha, we destroy them all zoo to zoo eh Blowhole?' asked Richard. 'Of course, we shall be off to leave them to destroy themselves,' replied Blowhole. 'Man they all are paranoid, very stupid weakness if 你 ask me,' 说 Richard, entering the spaceship. 'Of course they are,' replied Blowhole, setting the ship to the 下一个 zoo. Now, the zoo is going in ruins, funny how civilization can destroy itself for such weaknesses, but such weaknesses dwell, in The Twilight Zone.
March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 你 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 鱼 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 鱼 that a 龙虾 left 下一个 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 鱼 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 说 sadly. “Then what are 你 waiting for? All 你 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 你 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 你 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 你 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 你 are not sentient. 你 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 你 just 说 that 你 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 你 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 或者 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 你 define yourself? Are 你 yourself because of your actions, 或者 are your actions based on who 你 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 你 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 嘿 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are 你 hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 说 happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 说 in his Danish accent. "Then 由 the powers invested in me...I now pronounce 你 man and wife. 你 may 吻乐队(Kiss) your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their 老友记 stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 最佳, 返回页首 instead of the bottom due to everything in the 城堡 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 你 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 说 so at the meeting! 你 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Before 你 read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, 你 have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One 更多 note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so 你 know I'm not adding the whole game....
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 你 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 你 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音乐 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音乐 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 你 all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if 你 can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired 由 peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the 下一个 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, 你 have to 吻乐队(Kiss) each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: 你 heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop 接吻 each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. 嘿 KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer 由 my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移动 back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't 你 crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I 说 in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 你 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 设计 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 你 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 你 have any other 问题 你 can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前一个 日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 说 location. She looked at the clock on the 墙 下一个 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 小时 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of 你 who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 你 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 你 who tranquilized 你 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 安全 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 老友记 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the 下一个 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 你 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 床, 床上 and walked into the 下一个 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 下一个 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, 你 should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski 说 lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper 说 "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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