A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like 诗歌 and 更多 like responses, but what do 你 expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD
Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side 评论 that will be provided 由 The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the 企鹅 Team write a poem to the best of their abilities, which should allow them to get to know one another better than before]...if 由 any chance the 评论 made 由 the Penguins irratates any reader, then let me know, and I'll replace it with a poem with no side 评论 just strictly poetry.) XD *
Disclaimer: I am sure everyone knows that I do not own these characters 或者 the show. I may have changed each character's purpose from the series 由 accident and purposely, but its close enough to what I think is what the character would have said; plus, that's why they call this type of article, FanFiction.
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I AM, Skipper, 'The Leader'.
I WONDER…when will that deranged Ring-Tail stamp his royal behind 'send to MADAGASCAR' where he originally belongs.
I HEAR…that offensive, annoying racket every...single...DAY, which the Ring-Tail calls 'music'!
I SEE…me and my team of specially-trained operatives becoming stronger and 更多 skilled each and every day.
I WANT…to complete every mission thrown at me and my team with SUCCESS as the outcome.
I AM, Skipper.
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I PRETEND…to be 'cute and cuddly' to fool any lower mammals, especially the ones called 'humans' and my reasons are to be remained CLASSIFIED.
I FEEL…like a strong, graceful Kung-Fu Warrior
/ S:"Hi-Yah!…..Pe-Ting." /.
I TOUCH…this deck of cards so I can play 'Stomp The Wombat' with my crew during our down-time.
I WORRY…about my team, my friends, and…well, most importantly, ME.
I CRY …
/ S:"Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa…" /
A real MACHO-MANLY man does not, and I repeat DOES NOT cry…NEVER!
/ S: "Monster Trucks…WhoHA." /
I AM, Skipper.
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I UNDERSTAND…that 'FORCE' is a universal language.
I SAY…"closing time" are the two most sweeter words known to man 或者 beast.
I DREAM about NOTHIN' cause that's CLASSIFIED too…no one, and I mean NO ONE, shall know what I dream about…not even me…since there are potential enemies that could be watching my every move…comprendé.
I TRY…my absolute BEST—ALWAYS & ALLTHE TIME—'cause that's what soldiers are suppose to do.
I HOPE …me and my crew will continue to have many, many, many, many, MANY 更多 missions together…capish.
I AM, SKIPPER, "Leader" of this squad stationed at Central Park Zoo…
/ S: "…..& 你 DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING THAT I WROTE…did ya? Cause this is top, top, tippy-top, top-top-top, 最佳, 返回页首 SECRET." /
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[A/N: *Skipper's Poem was written short on purpose because at the end of this little 诗歌 fic (or after Skipper wrote unnecessary side 评论 on the rest of his team *cough...Kowalski, Rico, & Private...and maybe Marlene too...*)
...Skipper's Poem will be re-done 由 his team (& maybe Marlene will join)
...So, 粉丝 of Skipper do not fret! His team will make many unnecessary 评论 as payback...eh, well 你 you'll soon see.] XD
XD "Excellanté" XD
Thanks for 阅读 & Please Review!
(^_^)
Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side 评论 that will be provided 由 The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the 企鹅 Team write a poem to the best of their abilities, which should allow them to get to know one another better than before]...if 由 any chance the 评论 made 由 the Penguins irratates any reader, then let me know, and I'll replace it with a poem with no side 评论 just strictly poetry.) XD *
Disclaimer: I am sure everyone knows that I do not own these characters 或者 the show. I may have changed each character's purpose from the series 由 accident and purposely, but its close enough to what I think is what the character would have said; plus, that's why they call this type of article, FanFiction.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I AM, Skipper, 'The Leader'.
I WONDER…when will that deranged Ring-Tail stamp his royal behind 'send to MADAGASCAR' where he originally belongs.
I HEAR…that offensive, annoying racket every...single...DAY, which the Ring-Tail calls 'music'!
I SEE…me and my team of specially-trained operatives becoming stronger and 更多 skilled each and every day.
I WANT…to complete every mission thrown at me and my team with SUCCESS as the outcome.
I AM, Skipper.
________________________________________
I PRETEND…to be 'cute and cuddly' to fool any lower mammals, especially the ones called 'humans' and my reasons are to be remained CLASSIFIED.
I FEEL…like a strong, graceful Kung-Fu Warrior
/ S:"Hi-Yah!…..Pe-Ting." /.
I TOUCH…this deck of cards so I can play 'Stomp The Wombat' with my crew during our down-time.
I WORRY…about my team, my friends, and…well, most importantly, ME.
I CRY …
/ S:"Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa…" /
A real MACHO-MANLY man does not, and I repeat DOES NOT cry…NEVER!
/ S: "Monster Trucks…WhoHA." /
I AM, Skipper.
________________________________________
I UNDERSTAND…that 'FORCE' is a universal language.
I SAY…"closing time" are the two most sweeter words known to man 或者 beast.
I DREAM about NOTHIN' cause that's CLASSIFIED too…no one, and I mean NO ONE, shall know what I dream about…not even me…since there are potential enemies that could be watching my every move…comprendé.
I TRY…my absolute BEST—ALWAYS & ALLTHE TIME—'cause that's what soldiers are suppose to do.
I HOPE …me and my crew will continue to have many, many, many, many, MANY 更多 missions together…capish.
I AM, SKIPPER, "Leader" of this squad stationed at Central Park Zoo…
/ S: "…..& 你 DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING THAT I WROTE…did ya? Cause this is top, top, tippy-top, top-top-top, 最佳, 返回页首 SECRET." /
________________________________________
(^_^)
[A/N: *Skipper's Poem was written short on purpose because at the end of this little 诗歌 fic (or after Skipper wrote unnecessary side 评论 on the rest of his team *cough...Kowalski, Rico, & Private...and maybe Marlene too...*)
...Skipper's Poem will be re-done 由 his team (& maybe Marlene will join)
...So, 粉丝 of Skipper do not fret! His team will make many unnecessary 评论 as payback...eh, well 你 you'll soon see.] XD
XD "Excellanté" XD
Thanks for 阅读 & Please Review!
(^_^)
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish 写作 now, coz SOME 随意 FAG ON 潮流粉丝俱乐部 IS 阅读 MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.