Madagascar
Private: "Skipper...Don't 你 think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."
*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*
On The Boat...
Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"
Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the 船, 小船 started."
Alex: "Can't get the 船, 小船 started? Why?"
Mason: "Phil?"
Phil: *sign language*
Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."
Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"
Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"
Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."
Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the 船, 小船 being out of gas!"
Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."
Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*
Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"
Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"
Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."
Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."
Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"
Alex: "Just let me handle this."
Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time 你 handled things 你 were shot 由 an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."
Alex: "You got a better idea?"
Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"
*lemurs quiet down*
Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."
Julien: "So 你 freaks are staying for a while then?"
Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."
*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*
Gloria: "Oyvay."
Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"
Lemurs: "OYVAY!"
*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*
Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't 你 tell us the 船, 小船 was out of gas!?"
Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."
Marty: "You really expect us to believe that 你 4 didn't know the 船, 小船 was out of gas?!"
Skipper: "No. What's your point?"
Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"
Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"
Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*
Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Maurice: "Why don't 你 let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."
Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."
Maurice: "Well, then why don't 你 go with them?"
Mort: "YAY!"
Julien: "Mort...why are 你 yaying?"
Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"
Julien: "I never 说 that..."
Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."
Julien: "It is very possible..."
Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"
Julien: "Uh...I...well..."
Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*
Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."
To Be Continued...
Private: "Skipper...Don't 你 think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."
*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*
On The Boat...
Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"
Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the 船, 小船 started."
Alex: "Can't get the 船, 小船 started? Why?"
Mason: "Phil?"
Phil: *sign language*
Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."
Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"
Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"
Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."
Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the 船, 小船 being out of gas!"
Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."
Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*
Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"
Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"
Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."
Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."
Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"
Alex: "Just let me handle this."
Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time 你 handled things 你 were shot 由 an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."
Alex: "You got a better idea?"
Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"
*lemurs quiet down*
Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."
Julien: "So 你 freaks are staying for a while then?"
Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."
*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*
Gloria: "Oyvay."
Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"
Lemurs: "OYVAY!"
*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*
Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't 你 tell us the 船, 小船 was out of gas!?"
Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."
Marty: "You really expect us to believe that 你 4 didn't know the 船, 小船 was out of gas?!"
Skipper: "No. What's your point?"
Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"
Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"
Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*
Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Maurice: "Why don't 你 let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."
Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."
Maurice: "Well, then why don't 你 go with them?"
Mort: "YAY!"
Julien: "Mort...why are 你 yaying?"
Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"
Julien: "I never 说 that..."
Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."
Julien: "It is very possible..."
Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"
Julien: "Uh...I...well..."
Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*
Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."
To Be Continued...
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little 小马 and Lunicorns Are Made 由 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 由 Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 或者 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little 小马 and Lunicorns Are Made 由 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 由 Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 或者 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!