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Harry- GET UP BITCH!
婊子, 子 I 说 GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of 由 Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.

Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the 食物 you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and 由 the way i never really was going to rape 你 hahah. I just wanted to get 你 to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted 你 to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.

Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..

Harry- Do 你 like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well 婊子, 子 where do 你 want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like 你 to call me 由 my proper name. Janine. 秒 of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant 或者 anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- 你 really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. 你 do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in 你 and 你 get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're 泳装, 游泳衣 and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. 你 see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take 你 shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry 你 don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with 你 just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say 你 look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank 你 you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)

*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.

Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are 你 trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)

(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his 最喜爱的 swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black 花 on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.

Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do 你 think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding 你 look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank 你 Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER 屁股 IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank 你 Harry....
Harry- so 你 want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want 你 to pay for it. the only thing that i want from 你 is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.

Janine- Thank 你 so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't 你 live 由 yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do 你 get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
“Uh-Uh..... OK!!!” I 说 as I jumped into his arms.


Mickie’s P.O.V:


I came 首页 and Andrea was on the phone.
“Ok! I can’t wait to see 你 baby!” she flirted.
I began to gag and she shot me the evils.
“Byeeee.” She giggled.
She hung up the phone and scowled over at me.
“You’re a fucking bitch.” She cursed.
“Can’t 你 leave your lovie-dovie Greg stuff alone for 5 MINUTES? HA HA!” I joked.
“Don’t mess with me 你 slut. You’re just jealous because you’ll never EVER find someone because you’re too ugly and no one likes you.” Andrea scowled.
“Well NIALL...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
Q.1 = How do 你 feel about being voted One Direction FOTM?
A.1= really pleased! i wasn't expecting it :) thank 你 to the people who voted for me :) xx

Q.2 = who is your favourite member? Why?
A.2 = Louis :) simply because he's perfect in every single way possible :) xx

Q.3 = what was your favourite live 显示 song? Why?
A.3 = definitely torn cos they sounded perfect and looked AMAZING on the platform :) xxx

Q.4 = If they could release one song, what would 你 want it to be?
A.4 = I would 爱情 them to release The Lazy Song 由 Bruno mars cos it would be so hilarious to hear them sing it :)) xx

Q.5...
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I walked into school and everyone was surrounding harry and his girlfriend Amy.


“Why did 你 lie to me about your grandmother being sick?” Amy screamed at harry.
“I’m telling 你 it WASN’T ME!” harry roared.
“Oh shut up 你 prick! We’re over!” Amy shrieked as she stormed off.
Harry spotted me in the crowd and made his way over to me.
“You ok harry?” I asked.
“Yeah I’m fine. Amy dumped me to go out with niall.” Harry sighed.

I froze. Please tell me I heard him wrong!

“I think she may have a problem......” I said.
“Why?” he asked.
“Because niall sort of asked...
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Me and niall stayed in silence for a couple of 分钟 on the way home.

“So Mickie, I guess 你 enjoyed harry hitting me in the balls, eh?” he smirked.
“Uh… no of course not.” I lied.
He narrowed his eyes at me.
“Ok maybe a little....” I admitted.
Niall laughed.
“Look Mickie, I’m really sorry.” He sighed.
I stopped him.
“Niall, its fine. There’s no need to apologize AGAIN!” I laughed.
“Ok. Promise I won’t say sorry again!” he joked.
“Thank you!” I laughed.


Suddenly it started to get really cold and windy.
Great. I forgot to bring a 夹克 或者 a hoodie and...
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I called in for Amanda and she was on 云, 云计算 nine. Her and zayn were a match made in heaven. She is going out to 晚餐 with him tonight and can’t wait.

She looked down at my arm.

“Why did they hit 你 THIS time?” she asked.
“I kissed niall.” I replied.
“Really? OMG! But why would they hit 你 for 接吻 niall?” she asked.

I shrugged and we called in for kate. She look at my arm and rolled her eyes.
“I’m not even going to ask.” She 说 grumpily.

We got to school and Kate was really nervous.

“What’s wrong kate?” I asked.
“I’m gonna go tell harry what I did now.”...
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Mickie’s P.O.V:


I woke up late that morning, which meant I was late for school. I quickly got ready and ran out the door. I didn’t bother getting any breakfast as I didn’t want to bump into any of my sisters.


I got to school about an 小时 late. I ran to my locker and grabbed my books. I began to make my way to my 下一个 class when I bumped into someone and fell.



“Woah! Somebody’s in a rush!” the person who I bumped into laughed as he helped me up. I looked up and saw that the person I bumped into was niall. Oh shit.


“uh um sorry. I’ late for class.” I stuttered.
“ahh you’re...
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Mickie Leanne Rosemary lives with her five older sisters, Melissa, Andrea, Claire, Tanya and Emma.
Her parents past away 10 years 以前 when she was young, she’s 16 now. Before they died, her and her sisters had daily chores to do. Now all of those chores are up to her.

When she was about 4 years old, she collapsed and her body stopped working. Everyone thought she was going to die, so her parents gave her a lot of attention. She could sense that her sisters were jealous, but they were very kind to her.

Then she miraculously got better and everyone was so happy. Well, at least that’s what she...
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“ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!” niall 说 as I pulled him down the road.



“come on!” I 说 and let go of his ear.
“why cant I stay in the hospital?” niall sulked.
“because I want someone to come with me to the take-away.” I replied.


“because he’s too busy for me. He puts leah first all of the time.” I grumbled.

“well she mightn’t make it through this! I guess we all just want to stay with her.” he told me.

“don’t make me feel guilty blondy!” I roared.
“well he IS her brother! They’ve always been insepretable.” Niall said.

“oh be quiet! I know the reason got...
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PART EIGHT FOR MY FREEEAAKS :D

NIAMHSPOV***
i woke up the nest morning in the same palce that i fell asleep ,
Right in Nialls Arms , Snuggled in as tight as i could , and his arm pulling me tighter !

*DINGDONG*
Ugggh im not moving !! Someone else can answer the door ...

Im comfy ;D


and if nobody else gets it , they can come back later ,, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ......

Ugh .. 嘿 wait wheres niall gone :( Niaaaaaaall ? ? ?

Yeeees ?

Where are 你 ? o.O

Booooo !!

Arrrrrrgh :/ Bold Niall :( *Hidesundertheblanket*


Niamh Come out , your going to suffacate , and then i wont be able to bring 你 to buy new...
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Niall’s P.O.V:


I came downstairs after about an hour. Louis, zayn and harry we 阅读 something in the sitting room.

“hi guys.” I 说 quietly.
Harry ignored me but louis and zayn smiled.

“look haz. I’m really sorry for 表演 like a jerk.” I said.
“it’s ok man.” He smiled.

We had a bromance hug for a 分钟 before I sat down beside zayn to see what they were reading.

It had ‘rules’ written on the front of it. It read:

‘1. Don’t eat MY food.
2. don’t touch MY stuff.
3. don’t come into MY room. (unless 你 are harry)
4. don’t come into MY sitting room.
5. do...
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Part Six 婴儿 :)
*SARAHSPOV*
Hey Harry , mabey we should go over
to my house and see whats happening
over there ..

Okaay :) wait Whos overthere? i seen four people walkin in erlier ?

Emh i Think its maria Niamhs 老友记 And i dunoo who the other person is ,,,

Mabey its her boyfirned ;) wait theres
someone else going inside now ..
should we go over ?

Yes !!

*NIAMHSPOV*
Niall your firneds here !
Niall : Ill be down in a 秒 babe get the door and tell him to come in ! :) ok ?
Me : yeeeap :D
Liaam : Is that Nialls friend coming ?
Me : yes Liam it is , jsut 说 that ! **THINKIG* no wonder...
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Louis’ P.O.V:


I went into my new bedroom and it had…. CARROT WALLPAPER!!!!! And carrot bedcovers, a carrot laptop cover, a carrot tv, a mini- fridge with carrots inside and my FAVOURITE DVD EVER: ‘the life of a carrot!’


Lois’ P.O.V:


My bedroom was a dark-ish 粉, 粉色 colour. It had a flat screen tv, a walk-in wardrobe, a wii (finally I can play it now without louis saying ‘its not for girls’) and Justin Bieber, Ronan Park and Jayden Smith posters on the wall!



Then I walked into a room that 说 ‘louis + lois’ on the door. It was a massive room with a big en suite toilet. Louis...
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PART 4 FOR MY LOVLEY BRATS <3

*NEXT DAY* Nialls Pov !
7:50pm

This is it , im gonna do it tonight , ium just going to 吻乐队(Kiss) her before we go see the movie .

*NiamhsPov*

Waaaaasup Guys ? I 说
Nawthin much 你 ? ;) Niall 说 wi a wink ,
Why does he keep winkin at me :/ Hmmmmm… its really worryin me now , Aweel :L

I cant wait to Maria Gets here ,, whoopwhoop ,
(Btw maria is Niamhs Bestie From before she moved)

Shit I better ask Niall when Liams getting here , (Liam Is nialls friend from his old school )
NIIIAAAAALLL !!! Whens Liam Coming ? (:
Niall : In like 10 mins why ? whens Maria Coming...
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Niamhs P.O.V.
6:00 p.m.
The door banged shut.SHIT!!!!! our mum was 首页 she was going to embarass us.'you better go' i 说 to Niall.
'Why?'
'please go, our mum is home'
'oh ok'

Harry stood up and gave Sarah a little 吻乐队(Kiss) on the cheek.And she gave a giggle.

Our mum walked in 'oh, hello boys!'
'they were just going mum'
'oh ok bye'

Me and Sarah went to my room
'what was that?' i 说 to her
'what was what?'
'Harry kissed you!'
'oh yeah, we're going out'

i sware im not told anything anymore

Sarahs P.O.V

Niamh fall asleep when we we're wacthing 'Run Fat oy Run' and Niall was asking me how he should ask her out. i 说 just randomly 吻乐队(Kiss) and she would get it


tats all i have!
much luv
sarahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PART TWO 
*Niamhs POV* I must of fell asleep straight away when I got 首页 as I had 5 messages and 3 missed calls from niall .. I decided to text him back in case he tought I was ignoring him !
*Me: hiya Niallers , whats the craic ? Sorry I must of fell straight to sleep last night when I came in : ( sorry .. 你 and Harry wanna come over later ? : ) Im bored and mum started work so shes not 首页 .. hehe .. 你 can amuse me today :D I had a great time lastnight btw ;) … Xxx Niamh
Niallers: why hello der , nothing much wbu ? ah it ok , no worries : ) Yeah sure we can , don’t think were...
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// party planning! //


Leah’s P.O.V:


“sorry harry!” I laughed. He grinned cheekily.
“so how are 你 and kate?” I asked.
“ah we’re good now. She was just feeling a bit left out.” He explained.


“is she ok now?” I asked.
“yeah. I’m bringing her out shopping in a minute.” He smiled.


“aw! You’re such a good boy!” I 说 as I patted his curly hair.

“woah woah! Don’t mess up the fro!” he gave me a dirty look.


Just then kate walked in.


“what are 你 doing here leah?” she asked.
“um…. I live here!” I told her.
“oh ya. I forgot.” She lied.


“are 你 ready to go...
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an unpleasant suprise


“oh my god niall! 你 really had a pet pig called jaws?” i asked.



“yep!” he winked over at me.
“well that’s random!” giggled Lois.
“where is he now?” zayn asked.
“uh um... my uncle... ate him.” He said.



We all gasped.
“OMG! WHAT A MEAN UNCLE!” louis roared. I don’t think he gets that we are all standing beside him.



Niall nodded and then laughed. I don’t think anyone can not laugh when louis is around!



“I WANT A CARROT!” louis roared, yet again.
Lois just smiled shyly.
“they’re in the fridge lou.” She smiled.



He got a carrot and sat down. Ya.......
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
one direction she's the one

I was her she was me
We were one we were free
And if there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one

We were young we were wrong
We were fine all along
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
When 你 get to where 你 wanna go
And 你 know the things 你 wanna know
You're smiling
When 你 说 what 你 wanna say
And 你 know the way 你 wanna play
You'll be so high you'll be flying

Though the sea will be strong
I know we'll carry on
Cos if there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
one direction only girl in the world

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la

[VERSE 1]
I want 你 to 爱情 me, like I'm a hot ride
Be thinking' of me, doing' what 你 like
So boy forget about the world cuz it's gon' be me and 你 tonight
I wanna make your beg for it, then imma make 你 吞, 燕子 your pride
oooohhh

[CHORUS]
Want 你 to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever 爱情
Like I'm the only one who knows your 心
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make 你 feel like a...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
one direction kids in america

Looking out a dirty old window.
Down below the cars in the city go rushing by.
I sit here alone and I wonder why.

Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I 搜索 for the beat in this dirty town.

Down town the young ones are going.
Down town the young ones are growing.

We're the kids in America.
We're the kids in America.
Everybody live for the music-go-round.

Bright lights the 音乐 gets faster.
Look boy; don't check on your watch, not another glance.
I'm not leaving now, honey not a chance.

Hot-shot, give me no problems.
Much...
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