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Ponies On The Rails
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 5: War 小马
May 15, 1951
The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Los Angeles for use in the U.S military.
Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for 你 to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want 你 to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: 你 no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. 你 gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)
Pete: Coffee Creme.
Gordon: (Shit) *smiles* Great. I'll get to work right away.
After his fake smile toward Pete, Gordon went to the servicing facility to get his engine for the train. He would be driving a 4-6-6-4 Challenger. A smaller version of the bigboy.
Jeff: Good morning Gordon.
Gordon: Where's Percy?
Jeff: He's fixing track. But don't 你 know not to switch jobs without permission from the boss?
Gordon: Aha, aha, that was nearly a 年 ago.
Jeff: 你 did get permission, right?
Gordon: Yeah! And I don't need your fat 屁股 telling me what to do!
Jeff: 你 say that, but it doesn't mean it's true. You're the fattest worker here in the U.P.
Gordon: Wow, way to offend me loser. *drives engine*
Gordon then drove his engine onto another track, where he would couple his engine to the train. 75 cars were in the train, and it was all going to L.P.
Gordon: *stops engine*
Coffee Creme: A little closer.
Gordon: ugh *backs up*
Coffee Creme: Perfect. *goes to air brakes*
Gordon: Let's go! Hurry up.
Coffee Creme: *connecting air brakes*
Gordon: *blows whistle*
Meanwhile, up in the signalbox
Snowflake: Hmm, that train must be ready. *turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: WAit!! *finishes connecting air brakes*
Unfortunately Coffee Creme was standing on the couplers while the train was in motion.
Gordon: Let's make this 婊子, 子 go faster *accelerates to 35*
Coffee Creme: *climbing to 最佳, 返回页首 of tender*
Gordon: *sees Coffee Creme* What the fuck is she doing?
Coffee Creme: *runs toward cab*
Gordon: A red signal?! Ahhh, forget it. *drives faster*
Coffee Creme: Oh shit *nearly hits her head on signal, then gets in cab*
Gordon: Where the hell have 你 been?
Coffee Creme: At the back of the locomotive 你 careless nincompoop.
Gordon: Fuck you.
Coffee Creme: *grabs shovel* Where's the coal?
Gordon: This engine uses oil, we don't have coal.
Coffee Creme: So, how does the oil get into the firebox?
Gordon: Automatically. All 你 have to do, is check our fuel, look out the other side of the window, and tell me something important. If it's not important, I'll ignore you.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, I'll let 你 know, and call the news reporters.
Gordon: So funny I forgot to laugh.
Coffee Creme: There's a train in our way.
Gordon: *slows down* I think we might crash.
Coffee Creme: 你 shouldn't have passed that red signal.
Gordon: That's not important *going 15*
Coffee Creme: We're going to hit it!
Gordon: *cover eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*
But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.
Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back* Fuck it, 你 go find out what's happening.
Coffee Creme: Me?
Gordon: No, Harry Trumare. Yes you, go!
Coffee Creme: *climbs out of cab*
Gordon: *grabs shovel* Take this with 你 *throws it at Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: *grabs shovel*
Shortly after that, the train in front of Gordon started to move. Once it did, Percy drove up to them in a truck.
Coffee Creme: Hi Percy.
Percy: What's up Coffee? I just wanted 你 to know there was a derailment because of the track's condition. You'll have to wait for me to fix it, and then 你 can go.
Gordon: What did he say?
Coffee Creme: We have to wait for the tracks to be fixed.
Gordon: Nope. There has to be another way to get to Las Pegasus.
Percy: There isn't unless 你 want to travel backwards for twenty miles.
Gordon: It'll be quicker than waiting for 你 to fix the tracks. Get in Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *gets in cab*
Gordon: *driving backwards*
Coffee Creme: How are we going to see which way we're going?
Gordon: When a train crashes into us, then we'll know.
Coffee Creme: Great.
Gordon: Oh, shut up. 你 got a better idea?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We put the engine on the other side, and we know which way we're going.
Gordon: Nope. That takes too long.
Eventually they were going 70 miles an hour. They would reach the alternate route in no 更多 than 15 minutes.
Coffee Creme: I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Gordon: We're not going to.
Coffee Creme: I think we should just go forward. The tracks are probably fixed now.
Gordon: No, they're not. As a matter of fact, we had to wait for them to fix the track.
Coffee Creme: Still, could be worse.
Suddenly, the sound of a crashing train could be heard. Orion crashed into the back of Gordon's train.
(Everybody, say it with me)
Luckily, no one was hurt.
Except for the millions of passengers that probably just died on Orion's passenger train. Luckily, no one important was hurt.
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.
Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*
Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.
Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair the engines.
Orion: How are we going to do that?
Coffee Creme: *shows horn*
Orion: Oh yeah. Well, I'm a pegasus, so I can't do anything.
Coffee Creme: 你 don't have to. Just keep your mouth shut about this.
Gordon: *shows up* Don't tell him anything!!
Coffee Creme: Did 你 hear what I said? I told him to keep his mouth shut.
Gordon: Oh, yeah. I remeber now.
Orion: It's pronounced, re mem ber.
Gordon: Whatever *repairs engine*
Coffee Creme: *repairs freight cars*
Gordon: Ok. Now to check your rolling stock.
Coffee Creme: His passenger cars seem fine.
Gordon: It's called rolling stock.
Orion: Not always. Well, 你 two did a great job. Better hurry, before we get late.
Gordon: Yeah, you're right. *teleports to engine*
Coffee Creme: *teleports to engine* So, have 你 learned from your mistakes?
Gordon: What's a mistake?
Coffee Creme: (Why do I even try being nice to him?)
Gordon: *drives train* It was Orion who hit us. He saw us after all, why didn't he stop?
Coffee Creme: Whatever 你 say.
150 分钟 later, Gordon got the war equipment to Las Pegasus.
Sargent: About time. What the fuck took 你 guys so long?
Gordon: A bunch of idiots got in our way, and derailed our train.
Sargent: None of this stuff better be damaged.
Gordon: It's not, but if it was, I'd fix it.
Sargent: *sees damaged jeeps* Would 你 now?
And so, Gordon spent two hours helping the military repair jeeps. Then he went back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Well, I heard of an epic screw up 你 caused with Orion's passenger train today.
Pete: But I heard 你 did a very good job fixing the damage caused 由 the train wreck.
Gordon: (Say what?) Thanks.
Pete: As a reward, I'm giving 你 the entire week off.
Gordon: Thank 你 sir.
Pete: Starting now.
Gordon: Yahoo! *runs away* I'm going to a 海滩 alongside Neigh Jersey. See 你 ponies in one week!!
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Percy, and Jeff get some of the spotlight. In other words, they're getting their own episode