Chapter 1: hyuga clan adventures
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked 首页 together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata 说 playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me 你 火影忍者 and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he 说 rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she 说 rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are 你 doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she 说 blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would 鸭 butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do 你 know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know 你 had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would 你 even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like 你 guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she 说 rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom 说 I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata 说 pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she 说 kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank 最佳, 返回页首 with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she 说 taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down 由 the 花 shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji 说 as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is 下一个 week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji 说 fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be 更多 comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata 说 remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be 更多 careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi 说 as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about 你 guys,but I think the uzumaki should be 更多 careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL 你 for eyes like that...." fugaku 说 crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto 说 as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 年 old son itachi sat 下一个 to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six 年 old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 小时 later*
"That was the worst 日 ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji 说 as he walked with his 老友记 around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato 说 as he put his 樱桃 airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy 说 mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata 说 thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi 说 putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." 火影忍者 说 through a mouthful of 橙子, 橙色 popsicle."just pee on a 树 或者 somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke 说 taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he 说 handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked 由 a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if 你 have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" 火影忍者 sang as he released his inner fluids.a 花栗鼠 brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The 花栗鼠 looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call 你 sprinkles? 你 like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the 花栗鼠 tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" 火影忍者 asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught 火影忍者 chipmunks 移动 fast.the 花栗鼠 dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" 火影忍者 shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato 说 as he stood up from his 座位 on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid 花栗鼠 bit my balls..." 火影忍者 groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told 你 to keep away from those things...." nagato 说 helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe 你 were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
*current time*
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji 说 as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata 说 rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of 果冻 doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 分钟 to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin 首页 so,here's hanabi...." he 说 handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can 你 stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji 你 live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the 下一个 day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are 你 doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he 说 tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a 衬衫 and go get some 食物 boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and 薄煎饼, 煎饼 on the table.
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked 首页 together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata 说 playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me 你 火影忍者 and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he 说 rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she 说 rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are 你 doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she 说 blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would 鸭 butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do 你 know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know 你 had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would 你 even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like 你 guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she 说 rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom 说 I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata 说 pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she 说 kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank 最佳, 返回页首 with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she 说 taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down 由 the 花 shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji 说 as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is 下一个 week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji 说 fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be 更多 comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata 说 remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be 更多 careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi 说 as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about 你 guys,but I think the uzumaki should be 更多 careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL 你 for eyes like that...." fugaku 说 crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto 说 as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 年 old son itachi sat 下一个 to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six 年 old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 小时 later*
"That was the worst 日 ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji 说 as he walked with his 老友记 around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato 说 as he put his 樱桃 airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy 说 mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata 说 thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi 说 putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." 火影忍者 说 through a mouthful of 橙子, 橙色 popsicle."just pee on a 树 或者 somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke 说 taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he 说 handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked 由 a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if 你 have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" 火影忍者 sang as he released his inner fluids.a 花栗鼠 brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The 花栗鼠 looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call 你 sprinkles? 你 like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the 花栗鼠 tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" 火影忍者 asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught 火影忍者 chipmunks 移动 fast.the 花栗鼠 dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" 火影忍者 shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato 说 as he stood up from his 座位 on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid 花栗鼠 bit my balls..." 火影忍者 groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told 你 to keep away from those things...." nagato 说 helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe 你 were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
*current time*
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji 说 as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata 说 rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of 果冻 doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 分钟 to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin 首页 so,here's hanabi...." he 说 handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can 你 stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji 你 live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the 下一个 day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are 你 doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he 说 tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a 衬衫 and go get some 食物 boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and 薄煎饼, 煎饼 on the table.
