*At Kanoha pre school*

Naruto:Hi.I'm 火影忍者 Uzimaki.

Gaara:Go away.

Naruto:Wanna be friends?

Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are 你 the new assassin?

Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.

Gaara:How do 你 know?

Teamri:He's 5.

Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?

Naruto:Yeah?

Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.

Naruto:Great!Wanna play?

Gaara:Very well what shall we play?

Naruto:How about we play ninja?

Gaara:I knew it!

Naruto:Knew what?

Gaara:You are the new assassin!

Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.

Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?

Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.

Gaara:I...