WARNING: There will be 更多 swearing than last time (And it'll be 更多 intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...

This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and 彩虹 Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of 彩虹 Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM 彩虹 Dash: Oh, of course 你 had to beat me up! Why couldn't 你 have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM 彩虹 Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat 你 up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no 小马 get beat up?...

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: 显示 business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you....

Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded 由 two 更多 tracks. On one end was an earth 小马 that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 问题 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be....

Song: link




Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a 小马, 柯尔特 named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 街, 街道 passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....

Song: link


Song (Start at 0:19): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

How Gilda 偷了 Christmas

Starring all MLP characters as themselves.

The story starts on a snowy 日 in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.

Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome 圣诞节 bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome 圣诞节 while we stand. *Putting the 树 up in Ponyville Square* 心 to 心 and hand in hand.

Song: link

Ponies:...

After discussing dogs, it was time for Tom to talk about cats.

Tom: 猫 can't look at 你 like that, 猫 look at 你 coldly as if they're testing new eyes.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: 猫 can also increase the size of their pupils, it's the craziest thing ever! *Opens his eyes wide*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: 猫 are cute, 猫 are goddamn cute. Isn't he cute?! God he's cute, look at 'im!! He's a kitty cat!! That's how cute they are, they needed two names.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Kitty wasn't cute enough. Kitty cat!! Kitty cat! Ain't he cute?! Let's DROWN HIM!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom:...

How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as 你 have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching 你 how to draw a pegasus. This was requested 由 Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step 由 step instructions. If 你 pegasus doesn’t come out the way 你 want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...

Trixie's Cutie Mark: This may sound weird, but I think her cutie mark is fascinating and simple at the same time. I 爱情 the colors, a light mix of blue.

Sunset Shimmer's Cutie Mark: Her cutie mark represents her very good. The 颜色 go well together, because they are the same 颜色 as her mane, too. The suns' rays are wavy, just like Celestia's.

Zecora's Cutie Mark: Zecora's cutie mark is well detailed. The swirl represents the her personality well, and it looks as if a mark that a 斑马 would have. It looks like it represents her oddness and her reasonableness.

Sea Swirl's Cutie Mark: I love...

My little 小马 was my childhood movie, so I stayed as a 粉丝 of it.. I should say I quite like the most of the characters, villains, settings and the plot but I 爱情 only grown-up characters.

I can explain this as having "empathy" for them. Grown up ponies deal with problems while the little ponies just are mad at each other, and make up strange problems such as the 显示 或者 even their dreams. I just hate to see their little, minion problems to be exaggerated and take over the quarter in the series...

Little ponies never learn lessons, and their stories usually end unfair. As I told, I never like...

What a time to be alive when a hiatus moves faster than you'd first expect. Several months of giving passerby remarks and thoroughly not giving a shit about this club later, here I am again!

Really surprised there were no musical numbers in this premiere, but thankfully they were not needed to keep me entertained with this episode. With such a thing in mind, i'm not going to review this episode. The amount of minimal effort needed isn't something I could bring to the table.

Instead, here are some 评论 I had about the episode.


1. I really like how Spike actually had a main part in this episode....

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: 嘿 Master Sword, 下一个 time 你 interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...

When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: 嘿 Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going 你 two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan 下一个 time I see...

Just some lyrics from "A Thousand Years" 由 Christina Perry with Luna-Celestia moments. Enjoy.


Heart beats fast. 颜色 and promises, how to be brave, how can I 爱情 when I'm afraid to fall?

Luna lifted her gaze from the shards of Nightmare Moon. Celestia stood there, light in her eyes. "Please, little sister," was all she said. Tears welled up in Luna's eyes. "I'm so sorry!" she wailed, throwing herself at the older mare. Celestia caught her in an embrace, almost desperately folding her close. " 'Love you," the while alicorn murmured. Luna snuffled out similar words. They would talk at length...

When 万圣节前夕 rolled around, it seemed like the perfect time in the game to take on the dress code. This usually would've gone easy, but Leo got this crazy idea to put in a lot of challenges, and chances for me to earn extra big points.

At my house

Mom: No costume Rafe?
Rafe: It's middle school. Nopony is going to wear a costume.
Georgia: I'm dressed as a fairy!
Rafe: Great, nopony cares. *leaves*

Even though it seemed like I had no costume, everything I needed was in my backpack.

I went to the bathroom, and changed as soon as I got the chance. I had black shoes, black pants, a black turtleneck,...

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up 圣诞节 lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of 圣诞节 that's such a pain to me, is finding a 圣诞节 tree. The 秒 thing of 圣诞节 that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a 圣诞节 tree. The third thing of 圣诞节 that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a 圣诞节 tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...

Looks like it's April Fool's 日 in Ponyville-and Pinkie and 彩虹 are on 火, 消防 with their practical jokes. Every 小马 became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, 彩虹 and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: 你 got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...