Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: 你 haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 你 could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 你 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 你 hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do 你 mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought 你 were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, 你 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for 你 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's 更多 of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 你 were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 或者 not. I'm just surprised. 你 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, 阅读 about magic is one thing, but 你 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 你 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 苦 that 你 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 由 Twilight and her friends, so 你 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 你 again and teach 你 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 你 did that 你 can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did 你 really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told 你 he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we 迷失 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 你 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 你 to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When 你 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 你 the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if 你 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 你 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 《冰雪奇缘》 North and fix the Crystal 心 so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: 你 haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 你 could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 你 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 你 hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do 你 mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought 你 were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, 你 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for 你 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's 更多 of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 你 were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 或者 not. I'm just surprised. 你 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, 阅读 about magic is one thing, but 你 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 你 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 苦 that 你 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 由 Twilight and her friends, so 你 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 你 again and teach 你 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 你 did that 你 can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did 你 really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told 你 he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we 迷失 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 你 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 你 to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When 你 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 你 the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if 你 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 你 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 《冰雪奇缘》 North and fix the Crystal 心 so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!