小马宝莉 Article: Project GATE Episode 6

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported 由 EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow ups will be mixed. They still don't know. But remember our priority - to regain peace in Equestria. Shall the Civil War start!

-Canterlot-

V-1-1 - This is V-1 Squadron we see tangos coming up to Canterlot.
HQ - Roger that.
V-4-2 - This is hell.
Sunshine - We are shooting to our Ponies.
Snowflake - Where is Darkness?
Void - He have special EPM mission.
Sunshine - I knew he is EPM spy.
Void - And you're RMP spy..
Sunshine - How did you-
Void - It's easy to guess. We are aiming on 你 all the time. Don't try to trick us.
Sunshine - ...
乌鸦 - Tch.
Darkness - This is Special Unit 1 commanding out.

-Jets fly over the Valkyries-

-some house-

小马, 柯尔特 - Mommy look planes!
Mare - Planes... Oh my.
Stalion - So there really will be a civil war... Hurry up to the basement!

Void - Ponies are spending 圣诞节 now...

-Canterlot Palace-

Darkness - It had to be like that *aims at Twilight*
Twilight - *almost cries* why...
Dan - It's your sloppy leading that started it. 你 gave them too much power.
Darkness - Officially EPM and VSS are taking over the government work.
Twilight - Just kill me...
Dan - We won't do it. We are not RMP.

-Battlefield 0 - Center of Canterlot-

HQ - KGB units ready to defend.
V-1-2 - Here they come!
Void - For glorious Equestria! V-2 Deploy! *rushes*
Sunshine - *shoots at enemies*
Enemy - *fell on building*
小马, 柯尔特 - *cries*
Sunshine - Oh.. N-
Void - Focus on the battle!
乌鸦 - *slashes the enemy*
Darkness - Void... Do it.
Void - *turns around and shoots Crow*
Sunshine - What was-
Snowflake - *slashes Sunshine's Valkyrie*
乌鸦 - *tries to run away on hoofs but gets shot in the head*
Sunshine - Crow!!!
Darkness - Halt! 你 are under arrest for treason of government!
Sunshine - No... No! *tries to run*
Void - *shoot explosive at her*
Darkness - He feel to normal killing his comrades...
Void - why 你 guys... I can't... *almost cry*
Darkness - Focus on Battle Captain! Operation Capture ended. Keep going ay...e... Watch out Blaze is coming.
Void - I'll take her! *rushes*
Blaze - We meet again Commander!
Void - This time I'm ready!
Blaze - Lock-off! *rushes*
Void - *avoids and tries to hit her*
Blaze - *blocks and pushes him away*
Void - *shoots missiles at her*
Blaze - *flies up*
Void - *shoots at her with AA bullets*
Blaze - *avoids* Woa! 你 improved!
Void - Ghaaa! *slashes her*
Blaze - Weak! *shoots missiles at him*
Void - *slashes them* It's not over yet!
Blaze - Hahahaha! *rushes at him as alarm tripped inside her Valkyrie*
Nyx - Don't fall back. Die for me.
Blaze - Yes my love! *attacks Void*
Void - Enough! Surrender! *shoots middle and hits*
Blaze - Never! *attack him*
Void - *avoids and sees she is less powerful* This is end?
Blaze - *falls on ground*
Void - *flies down to her and opens Pilot chamber*
Blaze - *vomits with blood*
Void - *opens his chamber* 你 overused the lock.
Blaze - I already died in the field.
Void - *takes gun out* I will end your pain.
Blaze - Please do....
Void - *shoots her in head* This is V-2-1. I've completed objective X-1.
HQ - Good Job. Retreat and leave KGB Canterlot Defence. Prepare for Ponyville Offensive Commanders.
V-1-1 - Rodger!
Void - Rodger!
V-3-1 - Rodger!
V-4-1 - Rodger!
Darkness - Yea yea.

The start of the end is near.

TBC

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Trixie's funhouse remake, Part 6

posted by Canada24

I know what 你 may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large 刀 was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when 你 think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 标题 of this 文章 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 电影院 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and 你 don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Sweet 苹果 Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten 更多 Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need 更多 vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house 下一个 to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did 你 kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 你 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 更多 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 你 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 你 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 你 changed my voice...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were 你 watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did 你 see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm 彩虹 Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 most relatable characters

posted by Canada24

#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...

Saten twist adventures: BEST OF DERPY:

posted by Canada24

Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: 嘿 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 交叉, 十字架 eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 你 ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. 由 the way would 你 watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...

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小马 Pics

added by Jade_23

On The Block Episode 23 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't 你 ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart

On The Block Episode 23 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: 嘿 yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell 由 your username.
1Indian1: No 你 couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what 你 do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine 日 for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing 下一个 to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are 你 going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: 你 stood there like a statue for 30 分钟 already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before 你 hit the ball off the tee. If 你 mess up your first shot, 你 mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight

posted by bluethunder25

As most of 你 already know, I've 给更多 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 由 my opinion that she was out of line when she 说 that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 93 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since 你 left. He still rants about his 首页 country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station 由 now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor 迷失 his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

下一个 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 你 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 你 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 饼干 behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the 湾 Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the 湾 Bridge.
Sprocket: Do 你 really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But 你 gotta admit, Jack 伦敦 Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want 你 dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do 你 think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the 街, 街道 name.
Case Cracker: 你 think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this 小马 will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's new car

下一个 morning

Gordon: *Calling Case 饼干 at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your 屁股 over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he 说 he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two 分钟 after...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 92 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting 由 the tracks on Archer 爬坡道, 小山 with a 冷却器 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 你 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 或者 not, but I really hope 你 do. *Grabs another 啤酒 bottle, smashes the 最佳, 返回页首 of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...