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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called 城堡 Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped 由 the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think 你 were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in 城堡 Rock.

Pierce: Give me a new tire, now!
Service Ponies: *Running to get a new tire*
Pierce: *Looks down the road. A lot of cars are passing 由 on the road* I just hope none of those cars are being driven 由 Bob, Tom, 或者 Karl.

Four 分钟 later

Tom: *Looking at the mare, and begins to have a 幻想 about her*
Mare: Will 你 watch the road please?
Tom: Sure. *Watches the road*
Pierce: *Gets back onto the road from the service station*
Tom: 嘿 wait a minute. That 小马 looks familiar.
Mare: Do 你 know what his name is?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins!!!
Pierce: *Turns around and sees Tom* Oh dear. *Floors it*
Tom: *Follows Pierce and goes faster than him*
Pierce: Doesn't this story have enough car chases in it?
Tom: *Taps the back of Pierce's car* I'm gonna destroy your Chevy, 或者 Buick, 或者 whatever it is you're driving!
Mare: I think that's a Pontiac.
Tom: How do 你 know? Mares aren't supposed to know anything about cars!
Mare: *Points to the word Pontiac on the side*
Tom: Pierce, you're making my girlfriend correct me!! *Taps the back of Pierce's car again*
Pierce: I've had it with this numnut. *Brakes*
Tom: *Goes into the right lane. Another car crashes into him and he spins off the highway, stopping on the grass*
Mare: What was that all about?
Tom: So I got a little angry and another 小马 crashed into us. No big deal. We just drive back onto the highway and try to destroy Pierce again. *Drives back onto the highway*

2 B Continued
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你 should have learned your lines beforehand!
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Skips to when our 超能英雄 are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Rarity: But 你 didn't really do anythi-

Pinkie: Shh.. Don't ruin it for him.

Rarity: (smiles) fair enough.

Saten: 嘿 AppleJack.. Maybe 你 could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped 你 get back your cutie mark. And even helped 你 from falling off the edge..

AppleJack: Afried not.,

Saten: (finally starting to lose his temper over it) Oh come on. I tried EVERYTHING,. What the hell will it take.

AppleJack: (sighs) 你 want the truth?

Saten: Against my better...
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It's past Halloween, I know, but watch it anyway.
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This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday 你 can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted 你 to know that a 小马 came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well,...
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