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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also be the stolen car we're looking for.
Cop 4: *Drives after Karl*

The police turned on their sirens, but Karl was still asleep.

Karl: *Turns left, then right*
Pony: *In a station wagon, swerves to prevent herself from hitting Karl*
Cop 4: *Stops. The station wagon is blocking their path*
Karl: *Turns left into a parking garage*
Ponies: *Staring at Karl*
小马 4: He's asleep.
Karl: *Leans on the horn, but that still doesn't wake him up. He lifts his head up, leans it on the window to his left, then turns right to go up*
小马 7: *In another car, about to 移动 前锋, 期待 until she sees Karl*
Karl: *Turns around, and starts to drive out of the parking garage*
Ponies: Look, he's coming back.
Karl: *Turns left after exiting the parking garage*
Garbage Ponies: *Accidentally spill garbage on the road*
Karl: *Swerves left to avoid the garbage, then gets on the right side of the road*

A corvette was slowing down in front of him to stop at a intersection.

Karl: *Passes the Corvette*
Ponies: *Stop to avoid hitting Karl*
Karl: *Slowly opening his eyes, but closes them again staying asleep. He starts going up a hill*
小马 18: *Driving a truck towing a flat trailer carrying boxes that contain air conditioners*
Karl: *Having a dream, and honks the horn twice* Get outta the way, and learn how to drive.
小马 18: *Hears Karl honking his horn, and moves out of the way*
Karl: *Passes the truck, then goes downhill*
Police Pony: *Sees Karl pass him* That guy's asleep behind the wheel! *Follows him, and turns on his siren*
Karl: *Goes into a racing stadium*
 A race was taking place at the stadium
A race was taking place at the stadium

Racing Ponies: *Racing around a figure 8. They are on the 100th lap, and won't stop until they hit 300 laps, 或者 when all cars are destroyed*
Racing 小马 53: *Crashes into another car, and drives off the track*
Racing 小马 0593: *Pushes another racer off the track*
Karl: *Drives his car onto the track, and passes a few race cars*
Racers: *Crash into each other to avoid hitting Karl's car*

Another car crashed into the wall, making this noise for five seconds: link

Karl: *Drives around the track, then turns off, and heads for the exit*
Police Pony: *Waiting for Karl at the entrance*
Karl: *Passes the police pony. The left front tire hits a rock, and the car is close to flipping over, but leans all of the way to the right*
Police Pony: *Staring at Karl, and continues to chase him*
Karl: *Having another dream as he goes up the 爬坡道, 小山 again* No Leslie, 你 can't drive. I'm better at it then 你 are.
小马 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
小马 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up* Where am I? What happened? *Stops*
Pony: Sir, are 你 okay?!
Karl: Yeah, where am I?
Pony: Bakersfield. Are 你 sure you're okay?!
Karl: Yeah, thanks, you've been a real help. *Drives away*
小马 35: What was that all about?
Pony: *Shrugs*

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added by FabulousChicken
Source: Equestria Daily
added by FabulousChicken
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* 嘿 Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard 你 and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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Granny Smith: 你 ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're 你 doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of 干草 from you? I forgot to stock up on 食物 for Angel, and 你 do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I 爱情 it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank 你 for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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added by windwakerguy430
Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, 你 need to screw up 更多 when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to 你 buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll 显示 an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, 或者 just give 你 the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: 你 know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't 你 just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? 你 didn't really have to carry me....
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is 展示 how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if 你 were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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(Warning! This 列表 contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another 最佳, 返回页首 list! Today, we're going over my 最佳, 返回页首 5 least 最喜爱的 characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying 日本动漫 characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are 给 to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 超能英雄 (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 你 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What 你 doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 你 NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 首页 and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk 你 home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do 你 still 爱情 me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the 前一个 part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor