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posted by Canada24
#10:
One time I tried pushing my friend into a pool, but I tripped and it was me myself who ended up getting wet..

#9:
I have an unhealthy obsession with certain bands..

#8:
I have no idea how much money is inside my own bank account, and especially now, when I have a full time job..

#7:
I hate country, even though, with a family like mine.
Country 音乐 can be heard, fuckin EVERYWHERE!!

#6:
My mother says I like Vinny from Family guy.
Can never make a statement, without it sounding sarcastic..

#5:
I don't have much faith in my own religion.

#4:
My teacher once stated that being lucky is false.
His exact words.
"I make my OWN luck".
Ever sense, we all called him
"Mr Norris"..

#3:
If anyone ever says, I am fully capable of taking troll like criticism with crying myself to sleep.
DON'T believe them..

#2:
Sometimes I 加入 my group of 老友记 and randomly agree with 评论 of a conversation that I am not even part of.
Simply so I could feel like "part of something"..

#1:
I spend unhealthy amounts of time on sites such as this. Cause I don't have much say in the REAL WORLD.
I am just "that guy in the background"..
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my 最喜爱的 death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't 报道 it though..

SOME TIME THE 下一个 DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: 你 shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did 你 do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY 更多 interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: 你 think 你 speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? 你 don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 你 that no 更多 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 秒 place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my 秒 文章 here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that 你 look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an 文章 of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, DeviantArt
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing 你 too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* 你 look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her 毛皮 或者 whatever 马 have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: 由 the way. 你 ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: 你 gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told 你 that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat 你 in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. 你 说 你 wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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Source: EQD
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Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see 你 now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do 你 know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an 小时 after we got married....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joxreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor