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This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 识骨寻踪 and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several 小马 hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.

And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.

APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?

PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.

APPLEBLOOM: 你 mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!

PINKAMENA: Relax... 你 not going to be.. 你 were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained 你 up, is so 你 don't run away, before I can make 你 'join me'.

APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!

PINKAMENA: Ya, 你 say that 'now', but trust me, 你 have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of 你 *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an 小时 of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of 迷失 of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.

APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming 更多 evil*.

PINKAMENA: Well than, only one 更多 step..

APPLEBLOOM: What?

PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* 你 must watch Silence of the Lambs until 你 can behave like Hanibal Lector.

APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.

*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*

Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the 小马 from the bakery appeared in front of her.

SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?

PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!

SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?

PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.

APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are 你 doing!?

Silver Spoon feels relief.

APPLEBLOOM: 你 说 I could have this one.

Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.

PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.

APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points 刀 at Silver Spoon, menacingly* 嘿 Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!

Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.

APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*

Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.

PINKAMENA: Grab her!

She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.

PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!

APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.

PINKAMENA: It's alright.. 你 wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out 或者 something?

APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!


TO BE CONTAINUED
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? 你 here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by applejackrocks
The 下一个 morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: 你 promise not to tell?
AJ: 交叉, 十字架 my heart, hope to fly, stick a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie 钟, 贝尔 was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Friendship is Magic, Part 1
Friendship is Magic, Part 2
The Ticket Master
Applebuck Season
Griffon the Brush Off
Boast Busters
Dragonshy
Look Before 你 Sleep
辔, 马笼头 Gossip
Swarm of the Century
Winter 包, 换行 Up
Call of the Cutie
Fall Weather Friends
Suited for Success
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Sonic Rainboom
Stare Master
The 显示 Stoppers
A Dog and 小马 Show
Green Isn't Your Color
Over a Barrel
A Bird in the Hoof
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Party of One
The Best Night Ever
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's 你 right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a 鼠, 大鼠 inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is 更多 normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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This was a mistake. 4th place: 10:46 3rd place: 14:58 2nd place: 29:29 1st place: 37:49
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my little 小马
friendship is magic
the 秒 opinion
channel frederator
the 2nd opinion
twilight sparkle
彩虹 dash
pinkie pie
fluttershy
苹果白兰地
rarity
spike
luna
discord
starlight glimmer