The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing 由 the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do 你 two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about 你 James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If 你 don't start laughing, I'll kick 你 out of here, and 你 won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do 你 know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before 你 painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what 颜色 are on there. Why did 你 even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. 你 know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since 你 two had the same last names, one of 你 would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, 你 would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure 你 would. You'd just be dumber then 你 are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would 你 do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave 由 the school.
Ms. Schultz: 你 think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: 你 wouldn't last an entire 日 as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because 你 smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, 你 do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do 你 think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: 你 smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. 你 just don't get rid of murals. Did 你 ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are 你 doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did 你 pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done 由 adding a number 由 itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because 你 are adding 6 由 itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if 你 don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's 屁股 屁股 Inn.
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing 由 the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do 你 two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about 你 James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If 你 don't start laughing, I'll kick 你 out of here, and 你 won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do 你 know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before 你 painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what 颜色 are on there. Why did 你 even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. 你 know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since 你 two had the same last names, one of 你 would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, 你 would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure 你 would. You'd just be dumber then 你 are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would 你 do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave 由 the school.
Ms. Schultz: 你 think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: 你 wouldn't last an entire 日 as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because 你 smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, 你 do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do 你 think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: 你 smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. 你 just don't get rid of murals. Did 你 ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are 你 doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did 你 pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done 由 adding a number 由 itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because 你 are adding 6 由 itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if 你 don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's 屁股 屁股 Inn.
Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID 你 SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID 你 SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)