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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating 圣诞节 at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do 你 like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much 更多 gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will 你 look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and 果冻 came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But 你 destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, 你 can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* 嘿 guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B continued
posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time


A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: 嘿 loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For 你 to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* 你 don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her 图书 from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: 你 two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, 你 did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "Well of coarse they do"
"Well of coarse they do"
Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered 评论 back and forth about opinions, wondering how our 粉丝 are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do 你 think the 粉丝 miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and 说 ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded 由 saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular 小马 except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.
 "Well being a changeling is no different
"Well being a changeling is no different
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the 日 off. So we got 你 another...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust


That’s it! 你 have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....
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嘿 ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose 说 has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, 你 can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I 说 back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for 你 to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want 你 to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are 你 doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of 你 to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry 狗 almost.

"Haha, good seeing 你 two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" 彩虹 ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, 你 ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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Back at Sweet 苹果 Acres

RDP 彩虹 Dash: *wakes up* 嘿 Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet 苹果 Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP 彩虹 Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: 彩虹 Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP 彩虹 Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get 你 free *unties 彩虹 Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP 彩虹 Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP 彩虹 Dash: *pushes...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: 你 hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: 你 know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do 你 do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are 你 doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would 你 like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank 你 so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...
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posted by karinabrony
''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. 你 must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...
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posted by Dragon4322
 the spotlight
the spotlight
My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into 床, 床上 when 彩虹 Dash came in and 说 ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. 彩虹 closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my 床, 床上 for a few 更多 分钟 and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof 由 hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown 长袍 which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags 苹果白兰地 and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give 你 some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, 或者 爱情 birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. 你 can stay with us until Celestia makes 你 a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do 你 sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who 说 you're idiotic? Sure 你 made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make 你 retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw 你 before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd 你 know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white 墙 tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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