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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made 你 enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't 你 try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! 你 know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and 你 got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first 日 of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid 问题 你 交叉, 十字架 eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she 说 I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the 日 after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
小马 5: *Grabbing TV*
小马 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
小马 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
小马 63: *Punches 小马 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black 小马 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black 小马 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black 小马 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See 你 after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
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Credit: Evdog 音乐 ; This is an original song 由 Evdog [Feat. Automatic Jack], but the lyrical content is a sequel to "September" 由 The Living Tombstone.
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. 你 don't sound too well. Are 你 okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling 你 earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: 你 do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This 日 just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see 你 when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote 由 Jordy_Dash, 设计 of Black Snow 由 Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in 小马 ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's 涂层, 外套 and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my 涂层, 外套 was a snow white and my...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, 你 know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that 你 quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never 说 anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess 你 should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: 你 should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. 你 could have hurt yourself....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks 你 two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if 你 get it on you, 你 can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised 你 didn't wear that farming outfit 你 made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic 显示

One day, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a 表 with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied 由 chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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Derpy: Ummm. What's a genocide?
my little 小马
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Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so 你 说 that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 你 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 你 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 由 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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Twilight is the psycho, and Pinkie Pie is the party pony.
彩虹 dash
my little 小马
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: 你 know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do 你 agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push 你 out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. 你 three enjoy staying here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting 下一个 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 你 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 日 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 你 think of Gordon's actions when he told 你 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 你 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 你 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 由 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 你 say surprised, do 你 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 或者 just surprised?
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That's why they're called my little ponies
my little 小马
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The first song of season 2 with Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash!
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