Nick's Rant - One Bad 苹果 - 小马宝莉 - 潮流粉丝俱乐部

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then 苹果白兰地 talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered 由 someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid 你 have no idea...

But it's 苹果白兰地 who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. 苹果白兰地 tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she 说 "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!

tailsfan111, akatsuki48 and 2 others like this

Windwakerguy430 Oh, I made a review of this episode once, as well as other poor episodes of MLP. There all called What's Your Take, which are, well, reviews. Still, great work here. I agree 100%

BlondLionEzel Thank You

Windwakerguy430 Your Welcome

Windwakerguy430 (BTW, I am also named Nick. Just a little fun fact :P)

Seanthehedgehog Hey windwaker, I just thought of a good idea for a what's your take article. Why don't you make a top ten favorite fan fiction list with fanfictions from this club?

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Good idea. Never really thought of that. It may take some time, but I think its a great idea

Edvine2 Do Spike At Your Serice next! That episode needs to be burned at the stake.

Canada24 My reviews are rants also...

ponies

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The Cakes

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Tactical Cuteness Incoming!

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Episode posters

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Ponies...

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小马宝莉

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Strike Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Martha

When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the 晚餐 table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. 晚餐 is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...

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Life of Stylo: Act III - THE END

posted by JimmytheDragon

“…Trixie?!” Stylo choked. She brushed her mane out of eyes and grinned devilishly back at him.
“But… 你 could… 你 could hardly clear the clouds away…”

Trixie leaned forward, filling his field of vision. “Hah! I was faking, 你 fool! Walk-on-clouds spells are for AMATEURS! I simply put on a helpless act so nobody would suspect me of foul play!”

Stylo closed his eyes. Was this really happening?

“Well… I can’t say I’m not impressed, Stylo. 你 caught me in the act! But now 你 know too much about our plan.”

Stylo cracked his eyes open. “…Our… plan?”

Trixie’s...

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria.(part two)

posted by KendiKens

-We got to stop Trixie,-said Twilight.
-But,how,-asked Rarity.
-I don't know,but we got to find something,-said Twilight.
-I know this is dangerous,but I am in,-said 彩虹 Dash,-I will always will be loyal to my friends,my family,and of course,my rulers.
-So am I,-said 苹果 Jack,-I can't leave my 老友记 alone out there alone without me.
-Me too,-said Pinkie Pie.
-Can I leave 你 alone?Of course I am coming,-said Rarity.
-Ok,me too,-said Flutter Shy.
-I think,I am going to clean your room,in Canterlot,
in the castle,where I am safe.See you!Run for my life,-said Spike.
-Oh,Spike,-said all the mane...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jordan

The 下一个 day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand 由 the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: 你 got it, but may I ask 你 a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't 你 be able to hear the train come...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.

Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are 你 doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* 圣诞节 is my 最喜爱的 time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: 你 gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 18

Sending A Letter, again

January 1, 1953

At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station

Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent 你 my last letter, but I want to wish 你 a happy new year. Did 你 enjoy christmas?...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...

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How Gilda 偷了圣诞节

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked 圣诞节 a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated 圣诞节 the whole 圣诞节 season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her 心 was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her 心或者 her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Seven

posted by karinabrony

I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! 浓情巧克力 rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. 彩虹 Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked 彩虹 Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the 浓情巧克力 rain that would hit us. We entered the 图书馆 to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do 你 have any ideas?" 苹果白兰地 asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie...

小马 shippings

posted by thetankmoment

Cadence disapproved

小马 SHIPPINGS.
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of 你 not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of 你 have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.

Fluttershy is confused

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Welcome To Equestria Chapter Six

posted by karinabrony

I stood there, the beaming light forming around me. It was one inch away from my body, then, it was tied up around me, and I went into a vivid and bright mess of colors. I gasped at what was happening. I struggled to get hold of something but there wasn't anything to hold. I just floated there. Then, with a loud thud, I landed on the ground hard. "Well, that felt nice." I said. I got up to rub my eyes. As I opened them, the Mane 6, Princess Celestia and Cadence were all standing around me. "Welcome, to Equestria." Twilight said.

I looked at myself. I gasped at what I saw. I was a pony! I had...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Three

posted by karinabrony

I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my 床, 床上 and started to get ready. 由 the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

As I walked outside, I heard strange noises. I ignored them as I passed 由 bushes. As I walked a bit faster, I tripped over a 树 stump. Right there 由 it was a very beautiful red and radiant diamond. I tilted my head. I put my hand to it and at that moment, a grey snake with red shading at the 最佳, 返回页首 of its head grabbed it. I stood there, wondering...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when 你 go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...