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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a 海滩 was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a 小马 could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued 下一个 to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào de dōngxi.
Chinese Guard 2: Zài hǎiyáng zhōng?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ xiǎng wǒ yòu kànjiàn sān gè chōnglàng zhě.
Surfers: *Laying 由 rock*
Chinese Guards: *Walk past*
Surfers: *Run towards fort*

While running, the surfers removed their masks. One of the surfers was none other then Mane. Con Mane.

Con: Disable the alarm.
Chinese Helper: *Goes to alarm*
Con: *Opens surfboard*
Chinese Helper 2: *Standing guard*
Chinese Helper: *Disables alarm*
Con: *Takes 刀 from surfboard*

After sticking it in the ground, a radar came out of the knife.

A helicopter was coming towards them.

Pilot: *Flying towards Con*
Con: *Running towards helicopter* Take off your surfing suits.
Chinese Helpers: *Taking off suits*
Pilot: *Lands helicopter*
Gustav: *Gets out of helicopter, then walks to Chinese Helper* Patrick, what is this? I'm supposed to-
Con: *Pointing gun at Patrick's head*
Chinese Helper: *Takes Gustav's suitcase*
Con: *Takes Gustav's sunglasses*

They were all riding in the helicopter now.

Gustav: So this was a set up.
Con: We know you, and the chinese are setting up a secret weapon somewhere in the North Pole. What kind is it?
Gustav: I'm not telling you.
Con: So, you'd rather do this the hard way?
Gustav: I don't have to do anything.
Chinese Helper: *Knocks out Con*

When the helicopter landed, they were back at base.

Chinese Helpers: *Dragging Con into fort*
Gustav: Make sure he suffers for a long time.
Chinese Helpers: *Filling bathtub full of water*
Con: *Waking up*
Chinese Helper: Good morning sweetheart.
Con: What is this?
Chinese Helper: Maybe your boss P, should think twice before getting a chinese 小马 to help you. *Drowning Con*

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present

A Con Mane Story

Dead Another 日

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Gustav McGraw as Gustav Graves
Poppycock as Zao
Cloudkicker as Marisa
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Henry as Mr. Foust
Chinese Ponies as Bad Guys

And also starring Disneyfan333's OC

Lucy as Lady

Cars provided 由

Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lunicorn - 林肯
Meuzda - Mazda
PMC - GMC
Skyline - Nissan

After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.

Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do 你 want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing 枪 at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As 你 can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country.
Con: Yeah. We've been allies with them after we bombed Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Gustav: Well, they have made a deal to bring one of my soldiers back here, in exchange for you. The Japanese will bring 你 to back to Canterlot from where we make the exchange, and sooner 或者 later, you'll most likely be back to trying to kill me.
Con: 你 better believe it. May I ask 你 a question?
Gustav: What?
Con: What is the name of the soldier you're getting back?
Gustav: Zao. Get him into the truck.
Chinese Soldiers: *Taking Con to truck*

Once Con was in the truck, they took him to a bridge, where the Chinese, North Korea, and Russian border met. On one side of the bridge was Con, and the Chinese. The other side had the Japanese, and Zao.

Gustav: Alright. Have Zao walk across slowly. Once we get him back, 你 may have Con!
Japanese General: Very well. Go.
Zao: *Slowly walking across bridge*
Chinese Ponies: *Watching*
Zao: *Gets to China's side*
Japanese General: Now 你 bring Con to us.
Gustav: Go!
Con: *Walks across bridge*
Zao: SLOWER!!
Con: *Walks slower*
Japanese Ponies: *Watching*
Con: *Gets to Japanese side*
Gustav: 你 have what 你 want, and so do we. Goodbye.
Japanese General: *Bows*
Chinese Ponies: *Leaving*
Japanese General: We're glad to see you're 安全 Mr. Mane.
Con: Arigato General.
Japanese General: Now let's get 你 back home.

There wasn't an airport within miles of their location, but when they did find one, Con was able to get a flight back to Cantelot. All expenses were paid 由 the Japanese.

At the Canterlot airport.

Con: *Leaves airplane*
S: 0007. Good to see 你 again.
Con: Good to see 你 too S. I thought 你 were turning into an adult dragon.
S: Nah, that was just false information. The doctor 说 they got my test mixed up with another dragon's test.
Con: Well, I guess that's a good thing, since you're back to being my Quartermaster. Whatever happened to Sydney?
S: Sydney P. Johnson is back to being T. Now, if you'll step into my car, we'll go back to headquarters.
Con: *Gets in S's car* Aren't 你 too short to drive?
S: Nope. *Gets in* I put buttons on the steering wheel that can control the car's speed.
Con: Just like a videogame. We oughta play one of those soon.
S: 你 just don't stop with the jokes, do you?
Con: Nope.
S: *Drives car*

Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of 你 sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad 你 have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know 你 just returned, but I need 你 to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I 显示 you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want 你 to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen, we had a spy working for us a long time ago, and she was good. She was really good.
Con: What was her name?
P: Lady.
Con: And 你 want me, to go get her?
P: That's right. Now, *Setting destination* She was killed 由 mexican soldiers, but 你 have to go, and save her. You'll be time traveling back to the year, 1958. When 你 get her, go indoors, and use this. *Shows remote* Hit the button to come back here with her.
Con: Yes sir.
P: *Sends Con to 1958*

Everything seemed dark at first, but after a while it was very bright.

Con: *Looks around* Whoa. It really worked. *Sees keys to car, and whistles* 1957 Flam Fairlane 500. *Gets in, and starts car* Beautiful. Now to go find Lady. *Drives*

Once Con started driving, he played this song on the radio link

Con: *Drives down road*

He was enjoying everything so far. The 日 was bright, and sunny. Birds were flying overhead, and everypony had a smile on their face.

Con: *Sees bar, and parks in parking lot. Then he walks to the bar*
Ponies: *Having conversation*
Bartender: Good morning sir. What would 你 like?
Con: Just a scotch.
Bartender: Coming right up. *Making drink*
Lady: *Walking on beach*
Con: That's her.
Pony: *Plays song on jukebox* link
Bartender: *Brings drink to Con*
Con: Thanks. *Drinks*
Lady: *Walks in*
Con: Hello.
Lady: *Sits down* 你 look really handsome. Are 你 nice?
Con: Very nice. Would 你 like some scotch?
Lady: *Laughs* You're funny too.
Con: Then how about I buy 你 your own drink?
Lady: What a gentlecolt. 你 don't have to buy me a drink. I can pay for my own.
Con: Listen, I have something important to tell you. I'm from the future, and a group of mexican soldiers are coming here to kill you.
Lady: Yeah right.
Con: No really. *Grabs newspaper* Look at this.
Lady: This newspaper says it's on the 15th of August, but today is the 14th.
Con: Exactly. We need to go find a place where only the two of us can time travel back to the future.
Lady: I know just the place.

Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are 你 going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the 年 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell 你 that. Are 你 ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the 年 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place 你 have here.
P: Thank 你 Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have 你 do some target practice for us.
Lady: Just me?
P: Both of you. Our target range is further down the hallway. Mr. Foust will meet 你 there.
Lady: Thank you. *Goes to firing range*
Con: *About to go*
P: 你 Con, are going to do another type of firing range.
Con: What?
P: I want 你 to go meet S in his lab.
Con: Uh, sir, why can't I go in the firing range with Lady?
P: Because I don't want 你 making fun of her if she misses any of the targets.
Con: Wow. 你 don't know me at all. *Goes to lab*

Later.

Terrorist 64: *Shooting bullets*
Con: *Hiding behind wall*
Terrorist 64: *Moving towards Con*
Con: *Shoots Terrorist in the head*
Terrorists: *Running out of room, and into hallway*
Con: *Shoots both terrorists, then runs into room*
Terrorist Leader: *Holding P hostage* Put your gun down, 或者 he dies!
Con: *Shoots P, then shoots Terrorist*
S: Stop the simulation!
Lab Ponies: *Stop simulation*
Con: How did I do?
S: Well, 你 shot P which isn't a good thing at all.
Con: It wasn't that bad. Just a small flesh wound.
S: Bullshit. *Goes into room*
Con: *Follows S* 你 ever heard of the firing range sir Quarter Master?
S: Yeah, well it's called the future 0007, so get used to it.
Con: *Looks around room* So, this is where they keep the old relics, eh?
S: I'll have 你 know this is where our most modern technology is built.
Con: *Makes 刀 point out of shoe* Mh, hmm. *Touches knife* Pointy.
S: Do 你 have to touch everything?
Con: Does this still work? *Turns on jetpack*
S: *Turns off jetpack* Now look.
Con: So what is this stuff?
S: I'm trying to get to that. But first, follow me. *Goes towards train track*
Con: *Follows S*
S: *Hits button on remote*

A small flatcar came rolling towards them.

S: Your new ride.
Con: 你 don't expect me to drive this, do you?
S: What? This? *Hits another button*

A car suddenly appeared on the flat car.

S: We have fit in a cloaking device, 或者 an adaptive camouflage device, onto this car.
Con: Great.
S: 你 think that's great? Watch this. *Turns on weapons* Rockets, and two types of machine guns. Flip over the headlights, and out comes the machine gun. Then, there's a Automatic machine gun.
Con: Why is it called the automatic machine gun?
S: Watch, and learn. *Throws book in air*

The automatic machine 枪 shot the book.

Con: I like this car.
S: I knew 你 would.
P: *Arrives* I see 你 two are getting along.
Con: Why wouldn't we?
P: Just a guess about what happened earlier. That's all. Now Con, you, and Lady must get to the North Pole, and find out what that special weapon of their's is. Once 你 do, tell us about it, then eliminate Gustav.
Con: We won't let 你 down.

Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.

随意 Pony: *Playing guitar*
随意 小马 2: *Playing drums*
随意 小马 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the 音乐 while 你 can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are 你 doing that?
Con: Because I mean business.
Flag Pony: *Holding green flag* 3! 2! 1! GO!
Racers: *Drive*
Con: This will be fun. *Passing racers*
Lady: I remember drag races in illegal areas, but this is ridiculous. What if 你 fall through the ice?
Con: Impossible. *Gets in 秒 place*
Lady: Who's that in front of us?
Con: I don't know. I never met that 小马 before. *Catching up*
Zao: *In first place*
Con: Oh, *Sees Zao* Now I know who that 小马 is. *Passes Zao*
Lady: Is he a bad pony?
Con: Yes. He works for Gustav.
Lady: Well then, let's beat him.
Con: We already are.

They were going straight for a long time, but a left turn was coming up.

Con: *Drifts to the left*
Zao: *Behind Con*
Racers: *Going left*
Last Place Racer: *Crashes, then goes through ice*
Con: *Sees 小马 in last place going through ice* Did 你 see that?
Lady: And 你 说 nopony could fall through.
Con: 你 might say that he dropped out of the race. *Turns right*
Zao: *drifting right*
Con: Oh, he's just doing that because I did it.
Zao: *tries to pass*
Con: *Going faster*
Zao: *Gets to left side of track*
Con: *Blocking Zao, then turns left*
Zao: *Turning left*
Con: *Goes over ice bridge*
Zao: *Goes over ice bridge, but sets up grenade launchers, then shoots bridge*
Racers: *Fall off ice, and into water*

The only racers left now were Con, and Zao. When they arrived at the finish, they were at a palace made entirely out of ice. It was called the Ice Hotel.

At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do 你 think it's better, 或者 worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help 你 out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
link
Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did 你 do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with Con*
Ponies: *Seeing Con, and Lady* Check this out.
Con: *Spins Lady around*
Lady: *Sticks front hooves in air* Whoo!
Ponies: *Dancing*
Con: *Dancing with Lady*
Gustav: What is this?
Zao: Finally, real music.
Gustav: *Pulls Zao towards him* Where do 你 think you're going? 你 have a job.
Zao: *Sighs* What do 你 want me to do now?
Gustav: Get the weapon set up.
Zao: Yes sir. *Goes to weapon*
Gustav: Turn on the lights that are facing me.
Chinese 小马 89: Yes sir. *Turns on lights*
Gustav: Ah! *Covers eyes* That's too bright 你 bastard!
Chinese 小马 89: *Makes lights less bright* Would 你 like a microphone too?
Gustav: Yes.
Chinese 小马 89: *Gives microphone to Gustav*
Gustav: Thanks. At least 你 actually did something right for once. *Speaking into microphone* Listen up everypony. I hope you're having a good time, because now I have important news to tell you. You're all going to die.
Ponies: What?!
Gustav: 你 see, the Chinese graciously helped me create a weapon called the Icarus, that can melt really big chunks of ice such as the one we are standing on. However, I'm going to melt Antarctica with this. Water supply is small, and we must get 更多 water.
Lady: Yeah, 1958 was definitely better for me.
Con: I'm sorry 你 had to get dragged into this shithole.
Lady: A shithole?
Con: Forget it. Listen, we gotta work together to stop them from using that weapon.

Later that night, Gustav, Zao, and half of the Chinese military were going from the ice Hotel to another building created 由 Zao.

Gustav & Zao: *drive off*
Chinese Ponies: *Following Gustav*
Con: Alright. Stay here, and try to prevent them from firing the Icarus. I'll got after Gustav, and try to kill everypony there.
Lady: Con, can 你 do one thing for me?
Con: What might that be?
Lady: Be careful.
Con: I will. *Kisses Lady*
Lady: *Kisses Con*
Con: Now I have to go. *Runs off*

下一个 morning at the other building, which was only five 分钟 away from the Ice Hotel.

Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese 小马 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese 小马 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese 小马 52: *Turns around*
Con: *Shoots Chinese 小马 52*

While Con was in the other building, Lady was trying to find out where The Icarus was.

Lady: *Walks upstairs*
Chinese 小马 90: *Spots Lady* Hey!
Lady: *Throws Chinese 小马 downstairs*
Chinese 小马 90: *Breaks his neck*
Lady: *Walks down hallway*
Chinese Ponies: *Appear behind her* Freeze!
Lady: *Looks behind her*
Chinese 小马 53: What do we do with her?
Chinese 小马 9: Put her in a room, and fill it with water.
Lady: Is that the Chinese Water Torture?
Chinese 小马 53: Sure. *Grabs Lady, and takes her to water room*
Chinese 小马 9: This will teach 你 for intruding.
Lady: *Gets pushed into water room*
Chinese 小马 53: *Turns on water*

The water room was soon filling up with water. The door was locked so Lady couldn't escape.

Back at the ice hotel.

Zao: Gustav, we just received word that an intruder was spotted at the Ice Hotel.
Gustav: Who was it?
Zao: A mare, possibly working for the C.I.E.
Gustav: Well, it's a good thing they didn't send Con Mane to stop us.
Zao: Right.
Gustav: Let's discuss our plan in this room. *Walks into room*
Zao: *Walks into room*
Con: *Sitting in chair* So 你 live to be dead another day.
Gustav: You've got a lot of nerve to sneak up on us like that.
Con: 你 knew this would happen since 你 held me prisoner in China.
Gustav: I let 你 free, didn't I?
Con: 你 nearly killed me.
Gustav: So what? You're going to kill me for letting 你 free?
Con: No. I'm going to kill 你 for endangering my life. *Pulls trigger*

Nothing happened

Gustav: We removed the firing pin from your gun on your visit in the hotel last night.
Con: Who did it?
Gustav: My good friend Zao. He was so sneaky while 你 were listening to our presentation after 你 changed the 音乐 at our party, that 你 didn't even notice.
Con: *Stands up*
Gustav: And where do 你 think you're going Mr. Mane?
Con: *Opens window* I just thought we'd like to have some fresh air. *Jumps out window*
Gustav: That bastard killed himself.
Con: *Deploys parachute*
Zao: *Looks out window* No he didn't.
Gustav: What?! *Looks out window*
Con: *Going towards water* Oh boy. *Lands on chunk of ice*

Time for some surfing

Con: *Sees big wave, and stays still as the wind pushes his parachute towards the other building*
Gustav: Go downstairs, and look for him.
Zao: Yes sir. *Runs off*
Con: *Jumps up in air, and lands on ice*
Chinese Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles*
Con: *Ties parachute around blocks of ice*
Chinese Ponies: *Run into parachute, and fall off snowmobiles*

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see 你 now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off.
Con: *Floors it*
Zao: *Follows Con*
Con: *Drifting to the right*
Zao: *Shooting at Con's car*
Con: *Does 180 degree spin, and drives backwards*
Zao: *Shooting missiles*
Con: *Shooting Missiles*

The missiles kept hitting each other.

Con: *Does another 180 degree spin, and drives forward*
Equestrian Ponies: *Dropping bombs near ice hotel*
Chinese Ponies: *Grabbing gear* Get in the aircraft! Quickly!

Near the Ice Hotel

Con: *Checks adaptive Camouflage 下载 time* Only halfway done.
Zao: *Launches 导弹 which flips Con's car onto the roof*
Con: *Remaining calm*
Zao: *Getting close*
Con: *Opens roof of car*
Zao: *Launches another missile*
Con: *Hits ejector seat*

Con's car launched into the air, avoiding the missile.

Zao: *Drives past*
Con: *Shooting at Zao's car with Machine guns*
Zao: *Gets grenade launchers ready*
Con: *Activates automatic machine guns*
Zao: *Launching grenades*
Con: *Shoots grenades*
Equestrian Ponies: *Dropping napalm on Ice Hotel* Ice is melting, let's clear out.
Con: *Rams Zao's car*
Zao: *Spins out of control*
Chinese Ponies: *Shooting at Con's car*
Con: *Runs over Chinese Ponies*
Zao: *Drives after Con again*
Con: *Drives into Ice Hotel*
Zao: *Following Con*
Mr. Foust: Con, do 你 read me?
Con: Yeah, what is it?
Mr. Foust: It's Lady. She's stuck in a room filling up with water. 你 must save her.
Con: I'm on it. First I have to lose Zao. *Stops near cliff*
Zao: *Stops near Con's car*
Car: Adaptive Camouflage restored.
Con: *Puts on super traction*
Zao: *Drives towards Con's car, and turns on spears*
Con: *Turns on adaptive camouflage*
Zao: What? *Drives off cliff* AAAAAAAHH! *Lands in water*
Con: *Turns off adaptive camouflage, then drives downstairs*
Zao: *Swims to surface*
Con: *Shoots lantern hanging from roof*

The lantern had a sharp edge at the bottom, heading for Zao

Zao: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Dies*
Con: *Drives towards water room* Lady.
Lady: *Under the water*
Con: *Drives into doors*

The doors opened, and the water poured out of the room.

Lady: *On front windshield*
Con: *Breaks windshield*
Lady: *gets into car*
Con: Are 你 alright?
Lady: Never better.
Con: Good.

The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.

Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see 你 again.
Con: Your plan has failed Gustav. The Icarus has been destroyed.
Gustav: Maybe, but I have a massive supply of napalm in a dozen of airplanes. With this remote control, I can press the button, and my wish of melting all of Antarctica will come true. 你 see Mr. Mane, not every villain can be defeated. I am one of those unbeatable villains, and if 你 try to make any 移动 on me, I'll press the button.
Con: *Shoots remote*
Gustav: *being shocked* AAAH!!
Con: *hits remote away from Gustav*
Gustav: No! 你 dumb pony! Look what 你 did!
Con: I saved the world. I know exactly what I did. *Shoots Gustav*

But the remote control exploded, and the plane was losing altitude.

Lady: We're gonna crash!
Con: That helicopter is untied, right?
Lady: Yeah, I got it untied.
Con: Good, get in. *Gets in helicopter, and starts it up*
Lady: *Opens door, then runs in*
Con: *Flies out of plane*
Lady: So, now what?
Con: We're heading back to Canterlot. Gustav is dead, and The Icarus is destroyed.
S: 0007, come in immediately!
Con: Yes S?
S: I just recieved word that 你 destroyed the Corvette I gave you.
Con: Me? No, Gustav did that. How did 你 know anyway?
S: I put a tracker on it, and when your car blew up, the tracker told me about it.
Con: Sorry S, I really liked the car. I'll tell 你 what, I'm heading back in a helicopter, I'll let 你 have that.
S: Mane, 你 listen to me-
Con: *Turns off radio* Where were we?
Lady: We were heading for Canterlot.
Con: Oh right. How about this? *Kisses Lady*
Lady: *Kissing Con*

The End
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 日 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To 显示 你 what we're talking about, let me 显示 你 four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her 标题 as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my 老友记 to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in 爱情 with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some 图书 in her new huge 图书馆 in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do 你 think 你 have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help 你 find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for youtobe poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
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fluttershy
my little 小马
小马宝莉
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, 下一个 to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the 驹, 小马驹 to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied 由 Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me 更多 nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is 由 far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your 最喜爱的 six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 你 sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the 前一个 part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad 你 get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, 或者 western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian 小马 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored 由 Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
My name is 枫, 枫树 Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy 熊 is just the cutest little filly 你 could ever see.

But this is how we met.


It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of 最喜爱的 Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, 果冻 豆 and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my 最喜爱的 color, so I asked 果冻 and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" 果冻 asked. "'Cause 最喜爱的 color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right....
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Rarity was about to 显示 off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.


SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at 你 for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the 头巾, 头盔 so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne


THE END..

It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the 下一个 one, his first centre episode.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
It was a bright 日 in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their 老友记 were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two 秒 ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this 粉, 粉色 one!" 说 the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." 说 the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has 更多 conspiracies than Gravity...
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its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a 安全 house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she 说 call her twiliey for short if 你 want the 下一个 日 we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight 说 she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i 说
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Nikki finished Meadow's work in the yards, she went to the station to see what was going on.

Michael: Is that so?
Stallion 2: Yes. We're having a shortage of engineers in El Paso, and we need Meadow to come work with us until we get 更多 engineers.
Michael: But Meadow is one of the only two engineers that I have.
Stallion 1: Who's the other one?
Nikki: *Arrives* I finished working in the yards.
Stallion 3: Excellent Miss West, please sit down with us.
Nikki: *Sits down*
Stallion 1: Your sister is being transferred to work in another town for the time being.
Nikki: What?
Stallion 3: She will...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West, and Meadow West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 52

Welcome To The Southern Pacific

August 15, 1956

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