小马宝莉 Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell 你 about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. 你 are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to 你 in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell 你 in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever 说 something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, 你 curse too much.
Gordon: 你 curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, 你 randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and 你 also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: 你 two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.

Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.

Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* 你 had a wife this entire time, and 你 didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. 你 were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. 你 hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what 你 did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.

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tailsfan111, DragonAura15 and 1 other like this

alinah_09 wait wait wait...im sensing drama somewhere in the future!

Seanthehedgehog No drama! If there's anything I hate, it's drama.

ChibiEmmy I didn't think his welcome back would be so tense! Though I bet Gordon rarely went home with his pain in the ass wife xD

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house 下一个 to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the 钟, 贝尔 being rung.

Tim: Guess that 答案 my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time 你 saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) 你 don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: 更多 like 你 had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No 你 didn't.. 你 just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, 你 won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

"The battle aginst fool"

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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one 小马 to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - 或者 else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* 你 couldn't play 由 my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful 日 isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - 你 know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E4 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding 啤酒 bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What 你 mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 11 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - 你 can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are 你 mad 你 will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was 给 care and 首页由 those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping 你 then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The 下一个 day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are 你 ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet 你 Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the 首页 of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The 下一个 day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for 你 Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from 你 again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to 你 about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are 你 mad?! Do 你 know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's 更多 important ma'am? The car, 或者 your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want 你 getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This hot rod is bad ass

Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast 你 can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The 最佳, 返回页首 speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are 你 going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do 你 wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. 你 decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast 你 can get this...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. 你 should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did 你 pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry Wilcox

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other 日 after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So 你 think 你 can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: 你 better believe it.
Toby: And 你 won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all 由 myself. You, Tim, and everypony will 爱情 it.

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小马 On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Ponies On The Rails Episode 109 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman 爬坡道, 小山 has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his 任天堂 3DS*
Sean: Will 你 put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive 大炮, 加农炮 on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the 大炮, 加农炮 really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't 你 think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown 由 the enemy. Shoot...

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Four Years of 马

posted by triq267

Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New 年 party and decided to check out that My Little 小马显示 I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a 墙 post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban

Tim: *Backs into his parking 太空 at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do 你 think it'll be ready 由 tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two 更多老友记 named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A 小马 in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over 由 Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: 你 need to 显示 me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to 显示你 anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what 你 say. I'm not 展示你 my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE 你 THE REGISTRATION! 你 DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a 爬坡道, 小山 in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, 你 three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...