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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I created this fanfic last year. Many of the older users, such as TawnyJay, and Starwarsfan7 enjoyed it, and I hope 你 guys enjoy it too.

Aah 圣诞节 time. It only comes to us once a year, but when it does everyone has a good time. It was the 15th of December, and Sugarcube Corner was very busy. Mr, and Mrs Cake were making cakes like there was no tomorrow. Pound and 南瓜 were learning how to walk, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Their first few attempts weren't so good, but it seemed like they were going to do it. "Come on," Pinkie said, "Everyone has to learn how to walk." Pound almost got it, but fell to the floor. Pinkie smiled, it was her 最喜爱的 thing to do other then making cupcakes. "We'll do some 更多 tomorrow." When Pinkie got back to her job she saw 彩虹 Dash. "DASHIE!" She shouted. "Hi Pinkie Pie, how are 你 doing today?" 彩虹 Dash asked. "Today is great." Pinkie 说 bouncing around. "I almost got Pound and 南瓜 to walk." "Walking?" Dash asked, "Don't 你 think it's too early to teach them how to walk?" Before Pinkie could respond Mr. Cake told her she could hang with 彩虹 Dash. "Ok, thanks." Pinkie replied happy. The two ponies walked together asking what they wanted for christmas. "I want to be part of the wonderbolts." Dash said. "You, and those wonderbolts." Pinkie exclaimed, "What I want is to see Santa Claus." "Who's Santa Claus?" Dash asked confused. "Oh Dashie everyone knows who Santa Claus is." Pinkie said, and then she started to sing.

Who's the guy that gives everyone presents
Who's the guy that has reindeer pulling a sled
Who's the guy that wears a red 涂层, 外套
It's Santa Claus 你 heard me
Santa Claus thats right
SAN TA CLAUS!!!

After her song about Santa Claus Pinkie's 老友记 ran towards her asking her questions. Who is Santa Claus? what does he look like? What are reindeer? Have 你 seen Santa Claus before? As Pinkie answered the questions, Applebloom, and her 老友记 Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo arrived. "Rainbow Dash whats up?" Scootaloo asked. "Hey," she replied, "What's up? Nothing but the sky, and of course me." Dash laughed a little while Scootaloo stared at her smiling. "Pinkie Pie," Applebloom said, "I heard ya sing a song, and I wanted to ask what it was about?" Pinkie was getting a little tired explaining to everyone who Santa Claus was. "I wrote a song about him. Hear 你 go." Pinkie Pie handed Applebloom a peice of paper that said, Santa's song. The lyrics were on it, with the notes, and how to sing it. "Thanks Pinkie." Applebloom 说 running off with her friends.

While Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were running towards their clubhouse (With Scootaloo flying above them)someone tripped them. "What was that?" Sweetie Belle asked. Then Diamond Tiara showed up out of nowhere, and snatched the paper away from Applebloom. "What's this?" She asked. Silverspoon was standing 下一个 to Tiara sticking her tongue out at Scootaloo for not getting tripped. "Santa Claus?" Tiara finally said, "Who the hell is that?" "It says Pinkie Pie wrote it." Silverspoon replied. "What a lame name." Tiara said. This made Applebloom mad, "Shut up! Pinkie Pie is a cool pony, and I'll tell her that 你 偷了 her song from me." Sweetie Belle used her magic to take the song from Diamond Tiara, and get her stuck in the ground. "AH! Silverspoon, get me out of here!" Tiara said. With that the cutie mark crusaders were off heading to there clubhouse.

Pinkie Pie was making snow angles, and she saw Derpy flying by. "Hi Derpy," Pinkie said, "I made some snow angles." Derpy looked and said, "Thats cool Pinkie Pie." Then she dropped a ten pound dumbell from her mailbag while she wasn't looking. It landed on Rarity while she watched Pinkie making snow angles. "Bloody hell Derpy, watch what your doing!" She shouted. "Whaaaat?" Derpy asked, because she didn't hear Rarity. "Oh forget it!" Rarity 说 walking back to her house to redo her make-up after it got ruined from the weight Derpy dropped. 彩虹 Dash soon arrived. She looked like someone beat her up, but she was just working very hard kicking clouds. "The wind was moving them so fast even I had a hard time keeping up with them." Dash exclaimed, "I even had to do a sonic rainboom just to get one." "Must have been a dream 你 had." Pinkie replied. Dash was infuriated, "I'm not! If it's Discord, I'm going to break his neck." Then two fillies walked up. They looked a little nervous, but asked which one of them was Pinkie Pie.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" 说 Pinkie Pie, "who are you?" The filly then replied, "I'm Diamond Tiara." After she 说 that, 彩虹 Dash told her they had to go, grabbed Pinkie, and flew away as fast as she could. "Why did 你 do that?" Pinkie asked. "I know that filly, she's annoying as hell." Pinkie looked confused, "Why?" "Pinkie, that was Diamond Tiara, the most obnoxious 小马 in the world." Dash said. "I don't know why she asked who 你 were, but it's probably because of Applebloom." They soon went off to sweet 苹果 acres to warn Applebloom. "Diamond Tiara probably wants something Pinkie gave you." Dash said. Applebloom then picked up a peice of paper that 说 Song For Santa. "My song." Pinkie 说 in excitement. Then Twilight arrived with Spike, Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon. "Goddamnit." Dash said, looking at Tiara. "Applebloom, did 你 take something from Diamond Tiara?" When she heard that 问题 Applebloom was mad, "She 偷了 it from me! Tiara is lucky that I got it back from her!" When it comes to talking to Tiara, she wants 你 to call her 由 her full name, Diamond Tiara, WOW!!! "It's Diamond Tiara!" She shouted back. 彩虹 Dash then said, "No one gives a fuck!" Diamond Tiara was infuriated, "Everyone should care. This is me we're talking about!" then she hit 彩虹 Dash. "And in case 你 were wondering," Tiara continued, "I made Twilight cast a spell to make the wind go fast while 你 were working." "You faggot!" Dash said. She was very angry, and not only did she give Diamond Tiara a black eye, she kicked her out of a window. A few peices of glass were stuck in her body after she got kicked out of the window, but she was fine. It's not like anyone would care if she was ok, except for Silverspoon, Diamond Tiara's only friend. Pinkie Pie was worried, so she ran over to Diamond Tiara to talk to her. "If 你 wanted my song so badly I could've 给 你 one to." Then she hands another copy of her santa song to Diamond Tiara. "Now go home, and don't bother Applebloom anymore." Tiara walked with Silverspoon looking at her damaged friend. "You shouldn't pick on 彩虹 Dash. She can do a lot of things to you." Silverspoon said. "I just realized that." Tiara replied. Hopefully she wont be in any other parts of the story.

It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and 彩虹 Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would 显示 up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way 彩虹 Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash 说 standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean 你 can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That 你 wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were arguing Rarity said, "Enough! Are we waiting for Santa Claus 或者 what?" Waiting?" Pinkie Pie asked, "We're searching for him." Then she left, with 彩虹 Dash, and Twilight Sparkle following. Rarity just waited. "Where do 你 think he could be?" Twilight asked. "The everfree forest." Pinkie said. Dash was confused, "Why would Santa be in the everfree forest?" she asked. "No idea." Pinkie said. They just continued on until they met Zecora. "What are 你 three up to?" She asked. "We're looking for Santa Claus." Pinkie Pie said. "Santa Claus?" Zecora asked in confusion, "I think 你 got hit on the head 由 something." "No that was Rarity," Pinkie said, "It happened to her last week." "Ok, I'll help 你 find Santa Claus." Zecora said. The three ponies, joined with a 斑马 went looking for Santa. After heading out of the forest, they decided to check the crystal empire. "No we didn't!" Twilight shouted. Ok they didn't go to the crystal empire, instead they went to Canterlot. "Why don't we ask Princess Celestia who Santa Claus is?" Twilight asked. "No, she'll think we're as idiotic as Derpy." Dash exclaimed. "Derpy?" Zecora asked. "You don't wanna know." Dash told Zecora. Twilight went to ask Princess Celestia anyway. While waiting for Twilight, Zecora, Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash went to Doughnut Joe's. "Hi Pinkie Pie." Doughnut Joe 说 cheerfully, he had everything half off for christmas. Cheerilee, and Lyra Heartstrings were there to. "Who's the zebra?" Joe asked. "My name is Zecora," 说 Zecora, "I live in the everfree forest." "We were afraid of her at first, but she's not bad." Pinkie explained. "Right." Joe said. 4 分钟 later Twilight arrived. "Hi Joe," Twilight 说 happily. "Hey Twilight, how are things?" Joe asked. Twilight told Joe about how she was trying to help Pinkie Pie find someone named Santa Claus. She asked Princess Celestia if she knew anyone named Santa, but she 说 she didn't know. "Must be something Pinkie thought of in a dream." Joe exclaimed. "No it's not. I read about it in one of Twilight's books." Pinkie said, she was a little angry after what Joe said. "To my house!" Twilight announced for no reason, grabbing everyones attention. Then she teleported herself along with her 老友记 to her library. "What is the name of the book 你 read?" Twilight asked Pinkie, "It 说 something about fictional people." Pinkie said. Dash was thinking that Pinkie Pie didn't know what fictional meant. Then Twilight soon found a book. "I think I found it Pinkie," She 说 with a smile on her face.

"Thats the book!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "Ok," Twilight said, "Lets see what we got here." She read the index, and found something called holidays. Meanwhile Rarity was waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Where could he be, she thought. Although she was freesing Rarity still waited outside for Santa to arrive. "Where's Santa?!" She yelled for no reason. Then, she saw a red light, not knowing what it was, she ran off, "Wait," someone 说 in a shadow, "Theres no need to run away, unless you've been naughty." he continued saying. Twilight continued 阅读 the book, this time outloud. "On December 25th Santa Claus brings every kid in the world presents. He has eight reindeer to pull his sled full of toys.." As she continued 阅读 Zecora, with Pinkie and 彩虹 Dash got even 更多 amazed in the story. When Twilight finished 阅读 Dash was the first one to speak, "Is he really real?" Pinkie looked at her like she was the dumbest 小马 ever. "Yes." she finally said. "I thought she was just joking." Zecora said. Then out of seemingly nowhere Rarity arrived. "You guys! I found him!" She shouted. She could have just 说 it normally, but Rarity was so excited. "Found who?" Pinkie asked, "Is it Santa?!" "Yes" the white unicorn 说 smiling. The four ponies and 斑马 were excited, and ran to where Rarity found him. "Santa!" Pinkie said. She was really excited to finally meet him. "Hello everyone." he said. "What would 你 like for christmas?" Pinkie told Santa first, "I already got it." "She's been very excited to meet you." Dash explained. "I know that." Santa said, "I'm glad I could make your 粉, 粉色 friend's wish come true." Then the wonderbolts arrived. "Rainbow Dash we want 你 to be our captain." they said. Now it was 彩虹 Dash's turn to be excited. "YESS!" Dash 说 in excitement. Then she went off with them. "Well looks like we won't see her anymore." Rarity said. "I'm going to miss 彩虹 Dash." Twilight said. "Well I'll miss her to." Santa said, "but I must get going, I have presents to deliver." and with that, he flew away. Before disappearing into the sky he shouted "Happy 圣诞节 to all, and to all a goodnight!"

Today was finally it, 圣诞节 day. All of Ponyville was very busy, as 老友记 and family went to be together. Twilight was with all her friends, except 彩虹 Dash. She was now part of the wonderbolts, and would no longer be with Twilight and the rest of the mane 6. "Now it's the mane five!" Pinkie 说 in excitement, "If were going to change our name we should change our appearance." "I like mine just the way it is." Rarity 说 looking at herself in a mirror. "Fine, 你 all stay to your boring regualar selves, I'm changing from Pinkie Pie to Greenie Pie." Then somehow she became green. Rarity didn't look, not liking the color green. "Why did 你 do that?" Fluttershy asked. After Pinkie... 或者 Greenie Pie told Fluttershy that she just explained everything 彩虹 Dash arrived. "Hi guys." Dash said. Everyone was surprised, "But, 你 left to be captain of the wonderbolts." Twilight said. "I did," Dash replied, "but they had someone else as captain, so I left them." Then she turned her attention to Pinkie Pie who was still green. "Why are 你 green Pinkie Pie?" she asked, "That's Greenie Pie to you!" She shouted, "and it's because 你 ditched us!" "Now I'm back." Dash told her. Pinkie then turned back to her regular 粉, 粉色 self, hugged 彩虹 Dash, and 说 "PARTY TIME!!" Then everyone showed up, and enjoyed the party. All of Ponyville were enjoying theirselves, but the mane 6, being back together, were having the time of their lives.

THE END
 Greenie Pie
Greenie Pie
posted by JimmytheDragon
“Mush! Mush!”

“Will 你 cut that out?!”

Off to the west, amongst towering thunderheads and unsettled rainclouds, Wild 火, 消防 and her passenger touch down. Much to Stylo’s relief, this ride was much 更多 enjoyable than the last one.

He hopped off Wild Fire’s back and took a look around. They weren’t alone – many other pegasi darted this way and that, clearing away the stormy vapor. He spied colts and mares of all different 颜色 – there was an 橙子, 橙色 one, and a 粉, 粉色 one, and a gray one, and… a 彩虹 one.

“Oh hey, there’s Rainbow,” Wild 火, 消防 commented, waving to her captain....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.

Gordon: 你 broke it 你 piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? 你 could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the 厨房 to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. 你 two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but 你 won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I 说 I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are 你 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for 你 in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting 由 car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did 你 want to 显示 me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a 小马 in Scotland is trying to create a zombie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I got 首页 that afternoon, I went straight to my room with Leo.

Rafe: Let's see here, I've got 105,000 points.
Leo: And three lives left. That thing 你 did in English was pretty awesome if I say so myself.
Carl: WHAT ARE 你 DOING?!!!?

For a moment, I thought he was shouting at us, but he was mad at Georgia for switching the channel on the T.V.

Georgia: Nothing. I just wanted to-
Carl: I'm watching that! Don't change the channel.
Georgia: But 你 were sleeping!
Carl: No buts! 你 can watch the game with me, 或者 get lost. Which one is it?
Georgia: *goes to her room*
Rafe: I hate when she yells...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously in Octavia Unchained, the KKK were complaining about what they wore, but now....

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!
Octavia: *goes 下一个 to Dexter* Oh great. The bloody KKK. *grabs gun*
KKK Ponies: *riding towards house*
Dexter: They're on humans too!
Octavia: Not all of them *shoots pony*
KKK 小马 5: Our leader is dead!
Dexter: *kills KKK 小马 5*
KKK 小马 2: I still can't fucking see!!
KKK 小马 1: RAID!! WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, AND IT'S A RAID!!!
Octavia: *kills 更多 KKK Ponies*
KKK 小马 2: Are we the only one's left?
KKK 小马 1: I don't know!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After getting the Cello, 《嗜血法医》 gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits 由 Octavia* Have 你 played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: 你 sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's...
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posted by alinah_09
"CoME B@cK!!! We jUsT w@Nt to plAy with YoU..!!" the gruesome creatures kept chasing after them,seeming tireless despite being dead

the trio let out a terrified scream as one of them emerged from the ground blockng them in all directions..but luckily Moonshine teleported and the chase continued,the journey to finding their companions,endless...with the evil creatures still onto them,not knowing how long it will take until they finally run out of energy...going through the blood red forest

~~~
"huh? i think were lost..." Moonlight 说 observing the environment "but since were already 迷失 from...
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posted by ppgFireball
Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to 报道 that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could 你 please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 分钟 later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
Rainbow Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
Rainbow Dash:...
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posted by karinabrony
Hey, everypony! Today I will be talking about the app and telling 你 about it.

How to level up: 由 leveling up, 你 have to buy some shops. 你 can put ponies to work on there, for example, if 你 make Twilight Sparkle work there, and the flour is finished, 你 click on it to collect, and then 你 collect some experience points and bits. The 更多 shops 你 have, the 更多 experience and bits 你 will get.

How to send presents: 你 tap on your menu, and it says friends. 你 have about 8 或者 so. Tap them and press the present. That means you're giving them a gift, and they will give 你 one back...
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posted by alinah_09
The 下一个 day..it was a holiday and also the time for that party in Ponyville

in Flame's home..he was eating breakfast and put his luggage in his living room

"i didnt get my name in that book but at least i got extra cake...besides i didnt really do anything special" he 说 munching his cereal
__________________________________________

in Moonlight and Moonshine's home..they were also eating their breakfast...daffodil 沙拉 and 橙子, 橙色 juice

"hehe..cant wait.." Moonshine 说 eating a part of the 沙拉 with her fork being levitated

Moonlight washed down the 沙拉 with 橙子, 橙色 果汁 then replied "yeah,me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.

Sigmund is disguised as one of the 柩车, 灵魂, 灵车 drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.

Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.

Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do 你 have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
白饭, 大米
Rice
Why don't we go check on 白饭, 大米 Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let 你 go, after we get our money.

The 下一个 morning,...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Bolt

>How old is he?
> 19
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>What is his hobby?
> drawing
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>Does he have any relatives?
> no relatives
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>What is his personality?
> shy but assertive and competitive
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>Does he know how to make 老友记 easily?
>he doesn't know how to make 老友记 easily
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>Has he met any 小马 from the mane 6?
> he has met 彩虹 Dash (they butt head quite often!)
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>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
> he drew a picture of Celestia using magic
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>What is his achievements?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Number 7, and counting. I present to everypony Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy...
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The last solstice

Chapter 18: Truth revealed


The Princess of the Sun gazed at the spot where Nocturnal Mirage sat earlier this day. Celestia still could not believe she actually let him inside her fortress of solitude. She could not find a logical explanation why did she let a perfect stranger into places she blocked out her family and her closest 老友记 from. But she knew one thing. Ever since the cobalt stallion set hoof in her suite, the voices in her head retreated, finally offering her a little peace.

The white alicorn idled in front of the busted mirror, stroking the burnt scars on her...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was a Monday morning. As usual, Nikki got up very early. As she rubbed her eyes, she saw her little sister, still sleeping. She smiled. She immediately took a shower. She then brushed her teeth and mane. She placed her green bandana on her neck.

Meadow: *wakes up* *yawns*
Nikki: 'Morning Meadow!
Meadow: Good morning Sis.
Nikki: Any plans for today?
Meadow: Well, I was gonna go meet new friends.
Nikki: That's nice. *grabs apple*
Meadow: *brushes teeth*

Nikki's phone started to ring..

Nikki: *answers* Hello? Uh-Huh, yes, This is Nikki West. Yep. Yeah...Oh, okay.... Yeah, I know...Sure. I'll be...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Pinkie: NO! 彩虹 Dash and I are going to beat 你 up!
SS: Really? So, you'll also say that 你 guys are better than me?
RD: EXACTLY!
SS: Hush Rainbow, no need to cry.
RD: I AM NOT CRYING!
SS: *whispers* yet...Anyways, let me finish what I've started. *charges at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *trips SS* *giggles*
SS: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
RD: Pinkie, take AJ, Rarity, and Fluttershy to a 安全 place. I'll deal with her.
Pinkie: *salutes* (drags the 3 ponies somewhere)
SS: Come on Rainbow-
RD: How do 你 know my name?!
SS: I know everything dweeb. So, will 你 加入 me?
RD: Never. I prefer to die than to be a villain.
SS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.
The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.
Raiden didn't survive, but the secret weapon did. It wasn't until two days later when Con & The Resistance found out.

Con: I thought thta weapon would be gone.
Edward: 你 thought wrong my friend. Now the Irish are about to make the deal with the Mexicans in 3 hours, at this place north of our position.
Con: Then we'd better get a 移动 on.
Edward: I don't know lad, there's hundreds of them, and we have only five stallions.
Carole: And one mare.
Con: Then we must go.

They arrived at the place, and Con got ready to climb the mountain.

Edward: 你 sure 你 got this?
Con: Yeah. *climbs up*
Edward:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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