Spamalot, the theatre version of Monty 蟒蛇, python and the Holy Grail, will take over the stage of Joburg Theatre from 11 July 2014 - so, if you're in South Africa then, come along and laugh hysterically at King Arthur and his Knights, but beware of migrating swallows (they may just drop a coconut on your head!)
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All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
"...our experts describe 你 as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful."
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*Are 你 Rear Admiral Dudley de Vere Compton Bart?* - "No. He died. He have 心 attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was run over in shooting accident. Nasty business."
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"I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie."
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Pythonism of the Day: Camel-spotting (n) the occupation of a very bored trainspotter who has decided that spotting for camels would be 更多 fun.
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Pythonism of the Day: 花 arranging: (n) The act of arranging 花 to make a beautiful center piece, usually done 由 a man named Gumby. " First take a bunch of flowers. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums... then arrange them nicely in a vase."
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Pythonism of the Day: Spam-n 1.Trademark used for a canned meat consisting primarily of pork product. 2. 破烂, 垃圾 e-mail. 3. Something served with everything at the Green Midget Café.
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Pythonism of the Day: Spanish Inquisition:n- 1. A movement founded in the early years of the sixteenth century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, where the Pope gave Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to 移动 without hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture.
2.Three Cardinals whose chief weapon include surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms
Pythonism of the Day: Llama-n The 骆驼, 美洲驼 is a quadruped which lives in large rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are very dangerous.
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Pythonism of the Day: Blacmange-n (Blah-man-gee) 1)A white, fluffy Brittish dessert, flavored with vanilla. 2)An extraterrestrial resident of the planet, Skyron, that is shaped like the afformentioned dessert.
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Pythonism of the Day: Pythonesque-adj. ('Monty-Python's-Flying-Circus'+esque) Any word, phrase, 或者 action found 或者 referenced in the 1970's BBC program, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'.
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Pythonism of the Day: Lumberjack-n 1) A logger; usually a native of Canada. 2) A man who works all day, sleeps all night, goes to the lavatory, presses wild flowers, and wears suspenders and a bra.
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Pythonism of the Day: 16-ton Weight-n 1) A very large, heavy rectangular weight. 2) An object droped from off screen in a way to end sketches that do not seem to be going anywhere during 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'.
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Pythonism of the Day: Pointed Stick-n 1)Part of a 树 或者 branch that is sharpened to a point. 2)An object that is good for fending off a 水果 bearing murderer, but not good for fending of a 16 ton weight of a released tiger.
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Pythonism of the Day: Comfy Chair-n 1) An 扶手椅 with very soft cushions used 由 the Cardinal to torture the dear old lady in the Spanish Inquisition sketch. 2) Something to be feared, but not really.
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Spiny Norman-n 1) A giant hedgehog reportedly ranging from 12 feet to 800 yards long. 2) A fantasm from the mind of nortorious gangster, Dinsdale Pirana.
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Pythonism of the day: Wizzo Quality Assortment-n A vomit-inducing giftbox filled with confections such as Crunchy Frog, Cockroach Cluster, Anthrax Ripple, 樱桃 Fondue, and Ram's Bladder Cup.
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Pythonism of the day: Burglar-n (Buhr-gahl-er) 1)someone who burgles people. 2)someone who just wants to come in and ransack the flat. 3)A successful encyclopedia salesman.
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Pythonism of the day: Albatross-n 1) Any number of large web-footed seabirds. 2) A 爽快, 茶点 sold at the cinema 由 a man dressed in an ice cream girl's uniform. ("It's a bloody seabird, it isn't any kind of bloody flavor!!")
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Pythonism of the day: 'Gumby' noun (Gumm-bee) Definition: a man usually found wearing glasses, rubber boots, a sweatervest, a hankerchief on the head, and who is very, very thick.
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PYTHONISM-noun (Pi-th-ohn-iz-um) Definition: Any word 或者 phrase found 或者 used in any work written and/or performed 由 the Monty 蟒蛇, python cast.
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Dear Sirs, I would like to object to the cancellation of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' back in the 70's. I realize this letter is very very late, but 你 will just have to deal with it! I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say I would have liked to see 更多 of the Pythons, especially Mr. Cleese and Mr. Idle.
Signed, Brigadere Xindale L. (Mrs.) PS: Please take care, sleep well and have a smashing 日 tomorow. Kiss, Kiss. P.P.S: 柠檬 Curry?
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