NOTE: I came up with this after being inspired 由 the fic "The SEES Group Therapy Session" 由 Seint.

I think that Minato would be the worst person to have as a therapy patient, because it would probably go like this:

Therapist: So, what is your name?

Minato: 你 can call me whatever 你 like.

Therapist: ...was that a seduction attempt?

Minato: do 你 want it to be?

Therapist: ...seriously, what is your name.

Minato: that's open to interpretation, but it can't have 更多 than 8 letters.

Therapist: ... okay... So, tell me, Why are 你 here?

Minato: why would 你 want me to be here?

Therapist: I'm sorry,...