"Good afternoon. Can 你 all hear me?

I wrote this speech, this address, myself, I've spent 48 hours trying to find the perfect thing to say. My address to 你 today is called "The Prime Rib of America."

'I do, solemnly swear, 或者 affirm, that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign and domestic, and I will 熊 true faith and allegiance to do the same, and I will obey the orders of the president of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the uniform code of military justice, so help me...

I 发布 this 文章 on the 随意 spot too so I 说 why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope 你 like it. Thanks for reading. ;)

1)"Why, do 你 find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 爱情 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and 你 actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with...