10. Your 最喜爱的 song of all time is "Bus Called Graveyard Eight".
9. On Halloween, 你 wear a scientific costume, but pirate is an exception.
8. Your friend text 你 on the part of "Concrete Jungle Survival" where Kowalski sings. The 下一个 day. 你 beat her down blindfolded Kowalski Style!
7. No matter what pet 你 have, 你 name it "Jiggles".
6. Instead of a swear jar, 你 have to put money in a "Show Off Jar".
5. During group assignments, it's no surprise that 你 black out while freaking out about how 你 should be put in charge because you're the smart one.
4. Your conversations with your peers put them to sleep.
3. Before going to bed, 你 think to yourself, "I wonder how it would feel to mate with him no matter how illogical it may be?"
2. 你 compare the looks of other intellectual superheroes to the good looks of "The Throbbing Cerebellum".
1. 你 agree to anything 或者 everything on the list. Boomshakana to all 你 fellow fangirls!!!
9. On Halloween, 你 wear a scientific costume, but pirate is an exception.
8. Your friend text 你 on the part of "Concrete Jungle Survival" where Kowalski sings. The 下一个 day. 你 beat her down blindfolded Kowalski Style!
7. No matter what pet 你 have, 你 name it "Jiggles".
6. Instead of a swear jar, 你 have to put money in a "Show Off Jar".
5. During group assignments, it's no surprise that 你 black out while freaking out about how 你 should be put in charge because you're the smart one.
4. Your conversations with your peers put them to sleep.
3. Before going to bed, 你 think to yourself, "I wonder how it would feel to mate with him no matter how illogical it may be?"
2. 你 compare the looks of other intellectual superheroes to the good looks of "The Throbbing Cerebellum".
1. 你 agree to anything 或者 everything on the list. Boomshakana to all 你 fellow fangirls!!!
你 think your up to the challenge of being a Kowalski fangirl?
If so, can you:
•Write a poem revealing your 爱情 for Kowalski and when caught on video: avoid the subject and change the channel?
•Look the (kinda) enemy, Doris, in the eye and say, “I deserve Kowalski 更多 than you.”?
•Recite Kowalski 语录 from memory?
•If asked, sing a duet with Kowalski for the song Graveyard 8?
If 你 have answered yes at least once then:
All 你 have to do is click the right hand corner button and we will do the rest!
If so, can you:
•Write a poem revealing your 爱情 for Kowalski and when caught on video: avoid the subject and change the channel?
•Look the (kinda) enemy, Doris, in the eye and say, “I deserve Kowalski 更多 than you.”?
•Recite Kowalski 语录 from memory?
•If asked, sing a duet with Kowalski for the song Graveyard 8?
If 你 have answered yes at least once then:
All 你 have to do is click the right hand corner button and we will do the rest!
A: Always has the best quotes
B: Bad temper about simple things
C: Cocky
D: Dances like a dream
E: Eyes can grow adorably huge
F: Funny
G: Girly scream
H: Hot
I: Intelligent
J: Just sings like world-class baritone
K: Kowalski. Even his name catches the eye
L: 爱情 escapes him
M: Masquerades as the Throbbing Cerebellum
N: Nerds, who doesn’t 爱情 them?
O: Overly risky with his experiments
P: Plans the perfect options
Q: Quite fatherly to Private
R: Really shows-off
S: Single; because Doris doesn’t 爱情 him...
T: Tall
U: Utterly awesome
V: Voice like a symphony
W: When he is stupid, he is even 更多 funny
X: X-tremely logical
Y: 你 could get 迷失 in those blue eyes...
Z: Zealous for candy
B: Bad temper about simple things
C: Cocky
D: Dances like a dream
E: Eyes can grow adorably huge
F: Funny
G: Girly scream
H: Hot
I: Intelligent
J: Just sings like world-class baritone
K: Kowalski. Even his name catches the eye
L: 爱情 escapes him
M: Masquerades as the Throbbing Cerebellum
N: Nerds, who doesn’t 爱情 them?
O: Overly risky with his experiments
P: Plans the perfect options
Q: Quite fatherly to Private
R: Really shows-off
S: Single; because Doris doesn’t 爱情 him...
T: Tall
U: Utterly awesome
V: Voice like a symphony
W: When he is stupid, he is even 更多 funny
X: X-tremely logical
Y: 你 could get 迷失 in those blue eyes...
Z: Zealous for candy
