If one 日 你 receive any call from someone who has the wrong number.Is a sensual voice that 你 know very well that says: Hello, I'm Johnny Depp...please,i can talk ..... What would 你 say to him?
*phone rings* me: Hello? JD: hi this is Johnny Depp me: *silence* JD: Hello? Me: Im sorry who?! JD: Johnny Depp... Me: Oh....wow...uhh...hello Mr. Depp how are you? *talks for hours* JD: Well i have to go now....hopefully we shall talk some other time.. Me: sure... JD: Goodbye Me: Bye *hangs up* *pauses* Me: *fangirl scream for 7 hours*
WOWWW, thats a hard one, I'd stay calm, and ask him 问题 like: What do 你 want, and listen good to his voice like: Are ypu really Johnny?(Because I think even through the phone a Depphead must know his voice)
posted 一年多以前
also I'm sure that every true Depphead, knows his voice through the phone:))
Well, first I'd have to put the phone down for a 分钟 so I could scream without doing it in his ear. Then after I was done screaming I'd pick it back up and say..."Hello Johnny, come right over." And I would give him directions to my house. 哈哈 :)
This is what I would say: Hello? Are 你 truly Johnny Depp? Oh, alright then, then surely, 你 must know someone 由 the name of Helena Bonham Carter. She's a terrific actress - one of the best. Since you're her friend, can 你 tell me 更多 about her? Her birthday? Her likes and dislikes? Hey, can 你 tell me her address? She's brilliant, I know. Hey, do 你 think 你 can introduce me? Why not? *Groan* No fair...you get to see her and I don't? Oh, well... tell her I 说 hello. Bye *Slams the phone*
I would be like, " YES! I CAN ABSOLUTELY TALK! HOW R YA!" and then I would say some 更多 very loud stupid dorky things because I would be very nervous and excited. And when I get off the phone I would tell everyone that Johnny Depp called me! (I wouldn't give them his number though) and if they dont believe me, well… it is what it is. XD
posted 一年多以前
hahah!! If 你 tell this,for your 老友记 你 will become crazy,and they will have 你 locked up in psychiatric hospital!! HAHAHA POOR DEPPHEAD
Hi Johnny, What an honor. How are 你 doing? how is the mrs? How are your kids doing? Did ya daughter get better? I heard of her ordeal. Horrid. Im puzzled as to why 你 called me of all people. So what is on your mind John? I´d 爱情 to visit your Carribean isle. That´s paradise. So what plans do 你 have? Oh while I barraging 你 with questions, do 你 bt chance have a job for me? 你 see im unemployed. I can mail ya my resume. Im a huge book fan, what book do 你 return to time again again? 或者 更多 a specific author? Does history interest you? May i say this before 你 hang up. I´m of full respect that 你 left Hollywood for France. Hats off.
