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A big girl once came up to me after a 显示 and 说 "I think you're fatist." I 说 "No. I think you're fattest."

Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do 你 know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". 你 might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

When 你 eat a lot of spicy food, 你 can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer,...