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posted by juliecorcoran

Jesus jokes page is a collection of clean jokes and funny stories.
You see humor can be a very important part of our life, if we know how to apply it.

I am definitely against dirty jokes and stories which have no spiritual substance and significance.

So, here I will attempt to place only such a humor we can learn from, and at the same time, enjoy a good laugh.

The Bible says that a "merry 心 doeth good like a medicine" (Proverbs 17:22).

So, enjoy these Jesus jokes, and if 你 want 更多 clean Jesus jokes, the An Unseen World Web Site offers some very good ones. Enjoy!:

And if this section of the...

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TO BECOME THE BRIDE 耶稣 SEES US AS

posted by gir5136

Those that aren't familiar with Tamar's story will be 给 some background before I jump ahead. Tamar was a princess. She has at least two brothers, Absalom and Amnon. One night her brother has a servant call her to Amnon's chamber with special bread. So Tamar comes and long story short, Amnon rapes her. She will now forever be disgraced. Absalom, though angry, told her to keep quiet.

-Imagine Tamar: grief-stricken, sobbing, ashes on her head. Her body in a heap on the cold floor. Soot covers her beautiful face and smears the rich 颜色 of her torn robe. Her outward appearance echoes the...

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耶稣 christ

posted by lilylove89

耶稣 of Nazareth ( /ˈdʒiːzəs/; 7–2 BC/BCE – 30–36 AD/CE), commonly referred to as 耶稣 Christ 或者 simply as 耶稣或者 Christ, is the central figure of Christianity. Most Christian denominations venerate him as God the Son incarnated and believe that he rose from the dead after being crucified.[9][10] The principal sources of information regarding 耶稣 are the four canonical gospels,[11] and most biblical scholars find them useful for reconstructing Jesus' life and teachings.[12][13][14][15] Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of the...

耶稣 is alive

posted by ThatsLeft

He is god. I first personally his sons, Freddy and Frank, use to live at my location, gates of Hell. They all perfectly sinless untill perfectly evil. 耶稣 having first sinned at 31, turning perfectly evil. He is Satan and has deceived the world. God as Lucifer. I look identical to them, yet are unrelated. All of them involved in God's mafia family, horribly inbred at that I never sinned even at 31. Kill me if I ever sin. My son was a virgin pig birth, immaculate conception, from the wicked witch of west and I. Named 耶稣 the pig. As long as I don't sin, his son god the hog.

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the walt 迪士尼 logo

posted by lizza456

Take a good look at the Walt 迪士尼 logo. After my
RI class the pastor and my friend told me something i never noticed.every one knows that 666 is a sign of evil. If 你 didn't now u know.So i looked.............and i saw.I just thought i'd let 你 all know about this.ME being penticostal not suposded to get mixed up in this kind of evil stuff. I've been a 粉丝 of 迪士尼 for a while but ive never noticed this at all! I don't like these evil signs so i try to stay away from thing that look evil but when i heard about this i just had to check it out so as soon as i got 首页 i turned on the computer and took a good look.

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The Cross: A Beautiful Poem

posted by hannah16

this poem is called:

The 交叉, 十字架

A symbol of my faith
That strengthens me each day
As I 由 God's grace
Walk the narrow way

你 see God's only son
He gave His life for me
And took my debt of sin
To a place called Calvary

I owe to Him my life
And all I'll ever be
All He asks is that
I'll let Him live thru me

So I run the race
Empowered 由 his grace
And give Him all the glory
As I look into His face.

耶稣 IS LORD!

i absolutely just 爱情 this poem. it means so much to me. i hope readers feel the same.
my friend gave this poem to me on our last 日 of youth camp this past summer. i just loved it so much i had to share it.

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A Father's 爱情 Letter

posted by MineTurtle

Just to let 你 know, this is NOT mine. I found it on another website.

My Child,

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when 你 sit down and when 你 rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For 你 were made in my image. Genesis 1:27

In me 你 live and 移动 and have your being. Acts 17:28

For 你 are my offspring. Acts 17:28

I knew 你 even before 你 were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose 你 when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are...

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That's My King!

posted by FeelmySwagger

My bible says, he's the king of the jews, he's the king of isreal, he's the king of righteousness, the king of kings, the lord of lords! that's my king uummm... i wonder if 你 know him?

My king is a sovereign, no means of measure can define his limitless love, He's the greatest phenomenon that has ever crossed the horizon of this world, He's the sinners saviour, the highest personality in philosophy, He's the only one that qualifies to be an all sufficient saviour, i wonder if 你 know him today?

He supplies the strength to the weak, He's available for the tempted and the tried. He sympathizes...

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Everything[Poem]

posted by HarryPLover

更多 beautiful in the light,
He gives me sight,
Saves me from evil's bite,
Holds me when I cry,
Always 由 my side.

My last breath is taken and 给 to him,
He saves me from the storm I'm in,
He saves me and calls me his,
Have him when I'm in a crisis.
耶稣 is everything.

Everything to me,
Helping me see,
Stealing my heart,
Oh how I hate being apart.

Stand here and be moved 由 him,
To feel him in my veins,
To feel him inside of me.

My friend,
My helper,
The great shrink,
I am proud to be part of his link.

Blown away 由 his grace,
Blessed 由 his mercy,
Oh how he carries.

Holds every tear in his hand,
Wipes away our sorrows,
For a better tomorrow.

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耶稣 are lord and savor

posted by 141516

耶稣 WAS BORN IN THE CITY OF DAVID ALSO CALLED BETHLAHAM.HIS MOTHER MARY AND FATHER GOD JOESPH IS NOT 耶稣 FATHER. 耶稣 WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO SAVE OUR SINFUL WAYS 耶稣 LOVED 你 SO MUCH HE WAS WILLING TO RISK HIS LIFE WITCH HE DID HE WENT TO HELL FOR US.HE ROSED AGAIN ON THE THIRD DAY. IF THATS NOT CALLED 爱情 THEN I DONT NO WHAT IS. HOW CAN 你 SAY THERE IS NO GOD.HOW DO 你 THINK THE EARTH GOT HEAR?BY MAGIC? NO WAY IF 你 LOOK AROUND MAGIC IS JUST A WISE TALE. NO IT WAS DONE 由 GOD 由 HIS POWER AND 爱情 TO CREATE HUMAN AND ANIMAL LIFE. IM ONLY 14 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE HELPED ALOT OF...

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I 爱情你 jesus!!!!

posted by jazzyjaz31

I 爱情你 Jesus,

My Lord and Savior

You are the light that guides my feet above the waters

The spring of life that rebukes thirst as I stumble thru the desert

As the storms pass before me, 你 are my rock and shelter

When the sun beats down upon my face, 你 are the shield before my eyes

As the enemies set traps before me, your hands lift me up high in your glory

Without you, I am like a ship without a rudder

A horse without a bridle

A sky naked of the moon, sun and stars

A 心 absent of love

A world without 你 is dark and empty as the gates leading to Hades

Your 火, 消防 consumes me; your Holy Spirit...

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Footprints on the sand......

posted by peterslover

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When 你 see only one pair, it's because 耶稣 is carrying 你 through the tough times ♥

He will not give 你 something that 你 cannot endure yourself. He wants us to call on Him. 耶稣 has so much 爱情 for us.

Praise to our Lord and Savoir ♥

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Difference Between the Rapture and 秒 Coming

posted by Magica

Just saw this on FB and thought it was interesting.

The rapture and the 秒 coming of Christ are often confused. Sometimes it is difficult to determine whether a scripture verse is referring to the rapture 或者 the 秒 coming. However, in studying end-times Bible prophecy, it is very important to differentiate between the two.

The rapture is when 耶稣 Christ returns to remove the church (all believers in Christ) from the earth. The rapture is described in 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50-54. Believers who have died will have their bodies resurrected and, along with believers...

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protection

posted by eslisle4254

this is something that i found on somebody`s 个人资料 so IT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some 老友记 one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk 首页 alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her 安全 from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the...

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I 爱情你耶稣 <3

posted by jazzyjaz31

I 爱情你 Jesus,

My Lord and Savior

You are the light that guides my feet above the waters

The spring of life that rebukes thirst as I stumble thru the desert

As the storms pass before me, 你 are my rock and shelter

When the sun beats down upon my face, 你 are the shield before my eyes

As the enemies set traps before me, your hands lift me up high in your glory

Without you, I am like a ship without a rudder

A horse without a bridle

A sky naked of the moon, sun and stars

A 心 absent of love

A world without 你 is dark and empty as the gates leading to Hades

Your 火, 消防 consumes me; your Holy Spirit...

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READ If 你 Are Against Abortions

posted by DestinyGirl

This is something I found, so IT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!!! It was very touching, and maybe it will be for 你 too.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I 爱情 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 心 beat
is my 最喜爱的 lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 你 could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 首页 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes 你 happy.
I always want 你 to be happy....

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耶稣

posted by Icestorm727

I am thankful that God created life and earth. Take the time to think of your sins. Ask for his forgiveness. I am so sure he will forgive you. I am not religious. I do not go to church. I pray and read the Bible. Please. Pray tonight to cleanse yourself of sin and saiten. I have full respect for God and his holy son. I always ask him for forgiveness. In turn he gives me faith and everything vital to my life. Please pray and cleanse yourself. Everyone sins. It is the work of Saiten. It is ok if 你 sin. I am sure he with forgive you.
Thank you,
Icestorm727

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Are 你 sure god even exists

posted by othluver

Ok does anyone on this site think that maybe 耶稣 and God arnt really true. 你 guys are putting all your time and energy into praying and believing in god when really 你 have no proof. I have nothing against christianty and i think to an extent its really great but believing that if your not a christian your bad is kind of terrible. Believe in god and do whatever 你 want but not everyone likes god and thats life

I'm not a christian and i don't think people who aren't are going to go to hell 或者 whatever 你 guys believe.

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耶稣 as Savior 由 a reparee appli

posted by juliecorcoran

Jesus Saves! He heals! He delivers!

JESUS SAVES! AND SALVATION FROM SIN IS THE GREATEST GIFT A PERSON CAN RECEIVE FROM THE LORD

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” John 3:16 (KJV)

Jesus saves because He is a Person. He is God. He died for you. He shed His blood for your sins. He created 你 and He came to give meaning to your life.

No matter how hard a person tries to achieve something in life, the life of a person as a whole can never fulfill its appointed purpose, without the person...