How To Get Pregnant- A 都市传说 Parody

I woke up to the sound of a creaking door, and immediatley my eyes went to the closet. Suddely my husky jumped up onto my bed. "Damnit Kreepy. 你 scared me boy" I 说 ruffiling his fur. "Aint that sweet" a male voice said, and i know it wasnt Jakob.So i stood, "who 说 that?" I 说 looking around, "me" he 说 again, "who-who are you" I asked, "my name is Jeff" he said. "Je-Jeff, where are you" I said, "cold" Jeff 说 as I walked towards the bedroom door. "Freezing cold" Jeff 说 as i turn towards the closet. "Warm" Jeff 说 as i walk towards it.


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"That 比萨, 比萨饼 was bomb" Jakob 说 as we walked upstairs to our room. "I liked the pineapple and pepperoni one, yum" I 说 as we walked into the room and put our sodas down on the dresser 由 the closet. "Ew why can't 你 just stick with pepperoni" Jakob asked, "cuz its boring like you" I 说 falling back onto my bed, "jackass" Jakob 说 sitting on his. Just then the drinks fell off the dresser causing both of us to look over and see the closet door open some. "Ariceli come here" Jakob 说 as I got off my 床, 床上 and crawled onto his as the door opened slowly.


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My name is Aricelia Freedman. I am 13 years old and this is the story of how Jeff the Killer changed me and my brother into a creepypasta.

"Mom this place is creepy!" I 说 walking into my new house couphing "and not to mention dusty" I continued. "Ari please try to enjoy it. Itll mean a lot to me and your father" mom said. "Mom hes not OUR father, hes YOUR fiance" my brother Jakob 说 walking into the house "and sorry I have to side with Ari on this one. This place is WAY creepy" jakob said. "And whats the point of getting a bigger house if were gonna have to share a room" we both 说 angrily. "Both of 你 calm down! Now lemme 显示 你 too your room so 你 can be all settled in 由 the time Gray gets home" mom 说 as we let out annoyed moans but followed our mom upstairs anyways.


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