if 你 woke up one night and see Jeff staring at 你 what would 你 do 或者 how would 你 react?

can i have your autograph :)

Maxxi: *looks straight at him and starts singing*
''Hey I just met you!
And you're crazy!
But here's my room so ...
So get out maybe?
'Cause I am trying to sleep now,
And 你 are annoyyyiinnng me !
But please get out ...
Before I cry loud! xDD ''

I would freak out a bit and then i would 吻乐队（Kiss） him.
And die!

try to convince him not to kill me and try become 老友记 with benefits

I'd be super just actually seeing and I would 吻乐队（Kiss） him, after if it kills me better is that its either him someone else

显示 him this video and hope it doesn't make him wanna kill me more.

i would annoy him until he says me 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 what 日 is it slender slender shut up me 嘿 嘿 what 日 is it what 日 is it jeff is hump 日 me whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i would say wazup ol' buddy i've been trying to find 你 for months...weres slendey?

Well.. i 爱情 Jeff, but seeing him would freak me out because that means everyone else exists. After i calm down a bit I would probably go 粉丝 girl on him. :] (if I'm still alive)

I would say "thanks for waking me up''. then flip him off.

I always hide a 刀 under my pillow.....and my Ipod

jump a little, then say "hi, nice to meet you. There's 牛奶 in the fridge, help yourself."

I'll be like "OH MY GOD!!"

Hi how are 你 I am shadow and we have ice cream in the freezer

Omg, RUN!

No worries, I'd just send out Mekashi x3

Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: Well I was before 你 woke me up

I would hug him! :3

Me : * stares back with my psychopathic looking eyes I have*
Me : * psychopathic smile* hi * keeps staring at Jeff sitting on my 床, 床上 cuz that basically is all that's n my room *
Jeff : hi .... Say r u that crazy chick I'm always hearing about
Me : yup but I'm not that psycho 或者 well maybe I am doesn't madder just 吻乐队（Kiss） me * pulls jeff on 最佳, 返回页首 of me *
Jeff : ur not a crazy fangirl r u ?!
Me : nope just shut up and 吻乐队（Kiss） me !

i'd smile and grab a large knife, just in case he tried to attack, and start a conversation with him.

Me: whadya want Jeff, im trying to sleep
Jeff: Slendy wants 你 to go get Sally to stop crying
Me: Slendy does 或者 u do
Jeff: smartass
Me: either shut up and leave 或者 shut up and lye down
Jeff lyes beside me
Me: what I thought