The Quidditch tryouts were 下一个 week. Harry and Ron were already on the team. Now they were trying to convince Wilson to be.
“C’mon, Wilson,” Ron pleaded. “There’s the place for a Gryffindor Beater, and you’ve got the perfect build for it.”
“I’m telling you,” Wilson 说 irritably, “Quidditch is for Kittens. I’m never going near a broomstick. They are too dangerous.”
“Then 小猫 are a hell of a lot braver than you, Wilson,” Harry 说 with a smirk. Wilson looked up.
“If we win a game, you’ll be part of the glory. Think about it.”
Wilson imagined the end...

They were surrounded. A hundred 或者 so students bent on revenge for Wilson’s mishap.
“If we survive this,” Bywater hissed in Wilson’s ear, “then I’ll kill you.”
“Why?” Bolt moaned as the seventh years drew their wands. “Why did 你 have to piss off the House Elves?”
“I didn’t mean it!” Wilson yelped as a bottle whizzed past his head and smashed on the wall.
“What? 你 didn’t mean to call them big eared boss eyed freakos?” Sparky yelled at Wilson, who was making a rubbish attempt at making himself look smaller. “You stopped them from working! No one in this...

“This time maybe I’ll be Bulletproof!”
“So c’mon, see the light on your face, let it shine just let it SHIIIIIIIINE…! Let it shine!”
“This used to be a Fun House… But now it’s full of evil clowns…”
Everyone was at it. iPods were being listened to everywhere. And it was Wilson who started it. Even the likes of Hermione had one. Different colours, different songs… Hogwarts was turning tech.
“Burn this fucker down!” Wilson sang loudly along with Fun House 由 Pink. Then realised that he had just sworn really loudly.
“Wilson!” Bywater shouted, pulling out one of...

“No, Wilson, I refuse to take it.”
“Go on… It gets 你 so high.”
“Wilson, I refuse to take Catnip!”
“C’mon, Bywater…”
“No!”
Wilson had a Catnip fish, and was holding it out for Bywater, who was denying it’s existence.
“You’ll be thanking me later, By…”
“Suppose it does smell nice from here…”
“Yeah, and it’s even better up close!”
Reluctantly, Bywater took the blue 鱼 from Wilson, sniffed it, and was in a different world. Wilson went from his brunette brown 毛皮 colour to a violent shade of orange. She looked at her own paw. It was magenta pink....

The sun rose above Hogwarts School. Down in Slytherin Common Room, Sparky wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t looked at his bedside clock.
“Seven am,” Sparky 说 to himself, rolled over – And fell out of bed. The noise woke the other Slytherins, and a couple muttered the word ‘Fail’.
At the Great Hall, Sparky sat at the Gryffindor 表 with all his Gryffindor 老友记 and his brother, Wilson. Bywater whispered one word in Sparky’s ear – Fail.
“Why fail?” Sparky asked his sister, who was in Ravenclaw.
“You haven’t noticed yet,” Bywater sighed. With the distraction he...

“Hey, who’s playing that?”
It was Lunch, and Wilson, Bywater, Sparky, Hermione, Ron, Harry and Bolt were in the Great Hall. Somewhere in the room, the song Shine 由 Take That was playing.
“What does it matter?” Wilson 说 with a short shrug. “Seriously, Bywater, 你 think too much about too little. It’s only a song.”
“It’s the third time I’ve heard it today!” Bywater 说 irritably. “And it’s a MUGGLE song! Who in Hogwarts would play Muggle songs, when they have people like Celestina Warbeck and The Weird Sisters?”
“Forget about it,” Wilson said, using this...

Sun was filtering through the window beside Wilson. He yawned, and looked over at his half cousin, Ron, who looked back with a look of jadedness. History of Magic was probably the most boring subject in Hogwarts. Even the likes of Hermione and Bywater got bored in this lesson. And they were the ultimate boffs.
“Wonder if this will work?” Hermione whispered to Bywater, taking out her wand and muttering an inaudible incantation. Bywater giggled as a 云, 云计算 of purple smoke drifted out of the tip of Hermione’s wand and floated towards the open window. Wilson hadn’t noticed it coming, as...