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posted by RavenclawRocks
OK, please don't hate me for this. I don't hate ALL Gryffindors. I just think the House itself is over-rated.

All the Weasley's were in Gryffindor. As they are the nicest people in the whole book, and 爱情 Harry, people 爱情 them. Therefore they 爱情 Gryffindor.

Gryffindors basicly owned Hogwarts when Harry's parents attened Hogwarts. James and Sirius mocked the living hell out of Snape, while their two allies looked on. All four of them just happen to be Gryffindor. Weird, hey?

Isn't it a bit unfair, while Harry and co. were at Hogwarts, the head and deputy head were both Gryffindors. And twice...
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posted by CheekyCheese
Everyone says HufflePuff's are 'useless'. There are still lots of important HufflePuff's! Take Cedric Diggory for example. He took part in the TriWizard tournament and got to the cup at the same time as Harry. Also, he let Harry take the cup with him and showed him the Prefect's bathroom!

OK. So HufflePuff's aren't as important as some of the Gryffindors but what would HP be without 唐克斯 或者 Cedric? If Cedric hadn't of been chosen for the TriWizard Tournament he would never have died and Cho and Harry would never have kissed 或者 分裂, 拆分 up! And 唐克斯 is an amazing Auror! 你 wouldn't expect her to be in HufflePuff but the Sorting Hat saw her destiny in HufflePuff!

So stop looking down on Puffs! We can be 超能英雄 like the Gryffindor's and clever like the Ravenclaws!
posted by simpleplan
Writen 由 Sam the Vicious Zebra

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House 颜色 indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日期 to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told 你 I was...
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All these reasons are researched, hopefully unbiased, and completely open for friendly (reasonable) debate.

1. Slytherins value ambition, which is a trait often found in great leaders and *cough* politicians. Ambition is key in our world because otherwise, we would fall into anarchy. While traits like intelligence, courage, and loyalty are all important in leaders, the trait that gives an intelligent, brave, and loyal person the drive to achieve their dreams is ambition. We Slytherins set goals and work to reach them.

2. Slytherins have good self-preservation instincts. While this is sometimes...
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posted by HecateA
Seriously, be nice to Puffs. For those of 你 who are wondering what the Hell is a Hufflepuff, read the books!

So anyways, since I figured I'm a puff, it's oppened my eyes to all the dissing. Why? Sure we're not in-your-faces, but that doesn't mean we ain't important!

Cedric - Cedric was brave. Cedric was good. Cedric got chosen over the Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Slytherins to compete in the Triwizard tournament. Cedric made it to the cup. Cedric's death oppened the eyes of the wizards, I'm sure some of them got a little 更多 convinced of Snakey's return 由 the body. "It's just Potter going...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
Everyone(ok, maybe not EVERYONE) in the Ravenclaw house is incredibly smart and powerful. they fight with word and are always at peace. Ravenclaws contemplate all the possibilities before acting. Henceforth, being the most fortunate of all houses. like hufflepuff, we are humble and determined. like Gryffindor, we are 《勇敢传说》 and noble. we have nothing in common with the Slytherin house considering that they are evil snobs that always look for the easy way around.(those dirty rotten cheaters XD JK! JK!) Ravenclaws are sometimes known as lucky but that is not true at all. We have the same troubles...
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posted by simpleplan
Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!

How do 你 keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*

How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 费雷德 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.

How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 你 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.

How many Weasleys...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
#11. Ravenclaw's have the color blue, which is totally awesome.
#12.Ravenclaws are 《勇敢传说》 like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to 显示 it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the 图书 and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do 你 think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if 你 don't have that 你 can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad 屁股 eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily 给 a fricting 獾 a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our 颜色 are awesome. Enough said.
#1. We can walk and read at the same time!
#2.Ravenclaw's invented the internet.
#3. Our symbol is the eagle, which is also the symbol of the US so we basically own the worlds greatest superpower. That's gotta count for something.
#4.'Ravenclaw' is made of actual words. Raven+Claw=Ravenclaw! Seriously, there is no such thing as a "Gryffindor", "Slytherin" is common slang, and what the hell is a "Hufflepuff"?!
#5.Ravenclaws invent sarcasm. Only the greatest invention in the world. Who could live without it?
#6.I bet JKR was a Ravenclaw. It was so smart of her to think of HP!
#7.We have Luna which...
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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled 你 once,
Now I dueled 你 twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.


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posted by simpleplan
THE "HARRY POTTER" SAGA is a magical tale full of adventure and magic. At least, it is for people who like to read books. For those of 你 who prefer your entertainment seared into your retinas through moving images, there is finally a film version in theaters. Use this cheat-sheet reference if you're a casual moviegoer confused 由 the strange world of Quidditch, Muggles and British children.


Harry Potter: The hero of the eponymous book series. He's the green, one-eyed monster on the movie posters.

Ministry of Magic: Government agency in charge of enforcing the rules of magic and alliteration....
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Q: Harry Potter is the best! What are they going to call Book Four?
A: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Q: "The Goblin of Fire?" Cool!
A: No, Goblet.

Q: Goblet? Like a cup?
A: Yes.

Q: Ugh. Could that be any 更多 sucky?
A: It could have been "Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace."

Q: So what's it about?
A: No one knows. 作者 J.K. Rowling didn’t want to spoil the element of surprise, which she feels is essential to creating the childlike wonderment one feels when encountering Harry’s world, as well as a key component of the massive marketing offensive required to sell the unprecedented 3.8...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
We get it, ok?

Hufflepuffs are not useless, Ravenclaws are not all studious, Gryffindors are not all heroes, Slytherins are not all evil.

I don't think we need to defend our points any more. Posting multiple 文章 on how Hufflepuffs aren't useless doesn't convince anyone any more. I actually 迷失 respect when a 秒 Puff 文章 popped up. There is literally NO Hufflepuff hate on this spot! There's 更多 Slytherin hate than anything, but I've 发布 my 文章 and I don't plan on 写作 any 更多 from that point of view.

So far as I can see, no one hates anyone here. We Slytherins are trying...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
Yeah, I know, we're the bad guys, the evil ones, the ones that you're SUPPOSED to hate. But Slytherin itself isn't all about being evil! It's not even about being a pureblood!

If 你 think about it, our defining characteristics, ambition, cunning, and good self-preservation instincts, are present in many great leaders. The reason that so many Slytherins go bad is that the qualities valued in our house are often essential in following people like Voldemort. I personally don't believe that "mudbloods" are bad and should be exterminated, but, being a Slytherin, if following Voldemort gave me the...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
Idk, Slytherin and Hufflepuff made one. I'm really bored so why not?

Helena Ravenclaw/The Grey Lady
She admit that she 偷了 her mother's diadom and where she hid it. She felt bad for telling Tom Riddle about it. But she told Harry which fixed a lot.

Filius Flitwick
He's fair, nice, and a short little guy. In the battle of Hogwarts he didn't hesitate to help. He's the head of Ravenclaw for crying outloud!

Moaning Murtle
OK, sure she's annoying. But she didn't have a very long life, 或者 a happy life at that matter. She was crying and then the baslisk killed her. But even with all the sadness, she trusted...
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1. Hermione is a girl.
2. 费雷德 and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat 豌豆 汤 before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one 或者 both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get 你 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the 最佳, 返回页首 of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character...
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posted by Ninja-Kitten
Slytherins are evil.
Gryffindors are perfect.
Ravenclaws just study.
Hufflepuffs are useless.

I think we have all established that those are all completely untrue. This is called "stereotyping" and it is BAD. It tosses groups of people together and sticks a label on the lot of them, no matter that they're not all exactly the same.

This happens all the time, whether it be stereotyping 由 house, skin colour, gender, 或者 blood "purity".

Think of it this way...

Purebloods have discriminated against muggleborns for centuries. It's something that has never changed and probably never will. All purebloods,...
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posted by supersaiyan5
what is with all of the contrivercy and fighting of house. whether your in slytherin, gryffindor, hufflepuff 或者 ravenclaw it doesnt matter.

dumbledore himself 说 that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.

sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."

i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
posted by Poseidon3
Recently, I worked on 写作 this song about Pettigrew's friendship with James and his betrayal. It's based on the song Grenade 由 Bruno Mars. Anyways, here we go:

Easy come, Easy go, that's just how 你 live oh,
Take, take, take it all but 你 never give
Should've known 你 was trouble from the first suspicion,
Oh, I gave 你 all my trust and 你 sold me to Voldy,
Sold me to Voldy, 你 did
But what 你 don't understand is
I'd take a Crucuiatus Curse for ya,
I'd be sliced 由 a Hippogriff for ya,
You know I'd do anything for ya,
I would go through all this pain, take an Avada Kedavra straight through...
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posted by LinaHarrow
Prepare to laugh your heads off. I couldn't get to sleep last night...

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Chorus:
Yeah I 爱情 HP!
I'm another fan-g!
Too bad I'm not a witch-
it's only in my dreams.

Around the time of book one,
when the journey'd just begun,
it was real fun
hearin about Harry so young.

Chorus

Sometime after book two,
the loyalty held true.
The Chamber caught my interest,
I couldn't get enough of this!

Chorus

When book three came 'round
I was pleased to have found
my 最喜爱的 of the bunch,
as well as a topic during lunch.

Chorus

Book four found it's way to me,
J.K. Rowling simply sang to me,
the beautiful and sad tale...
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