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费雷德 and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
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Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"
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"You're alive," she 说 blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he 说 grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if 你 had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," 说 Myrtle, blushing silver.
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"A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."
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Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" 说 Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads 更多 than I do." 说 Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," 说 Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."
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Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one 月 into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"
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"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
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They were almost at King's 交叉, 十字架 when Harry remembered something.
"Ginny--what did 你 see Percy doing, that he didn't want 你 to tell anyone?"
"Oh that," 说 Ginny, giggling. "Well--Percy's got a girlfriend."
费雷德 dropped a stack of 图书 on George's head. "What?"
"It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater," 说 Ginny. "That's who he was 写作 to all last summer. He's been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them 接吻 in an empty classroom one day. He was so upest when she was--you know--attacked. 你 won't tease him, will you?" she added anxiously.
"Wouldn't dream of it," 说 Fred, who was looking like his birthday had come early.
"Definitely not," 说 George, sniggering.
费雷德 and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
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Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"
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"You're alive," she 说 blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he 说 grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if 你 had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," 说 Myrtle, blushing silver.
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"A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."
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Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" 说 Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads 更多 than I do." 说 Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," 说 Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."
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Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one 月 into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"
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"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
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They were almost at King's 交叉, 十字架 when Harry remembered something.
"Ginny--what did 你 see Percy doing, that he didn't want 你 to tell anyone?"
"Oh that," 说 Ginny, giggling. "Well--Percy's got a girlfriend."
费雷德 dropped a stack of 图书 on George's head. "What?"
"It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater," 说 Ginny. "That's who he was 写作 to all last summer. He's been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them 接吻 in an empty classroom one day. He was so upest when she was--you know--attacked. 你 won't tease him, will you?" she added anxiously.
"Wouldn't dream of it," 说 Fred, who was looking like his birthday had come early.
"Definitely not," 说 George, sniggering.