Okay, so HP and Twilight are good 图书 and movies. But, in order to make money, companies have made some rather.....dumb (or as I say, "Kooky," because it sounds better) products.
I'm not talking about the companion 图书 或者 the HP wands that actually shoot out a fog patronus at the tap of a button. The ones that I will be discussing will be listed below. I will tell the name of the project, 1-10 on the "Kookiness" (nice word, right?) scale (One meaning not kooky, 10 meaning it should be taken off the shelves). Then, I will give a brief 描述 of the product and why it is so useless.
1. Hp's Feather Quill!
KS:4
Okay, so it's a pen that looks like a quill, except it's twice as expensive as a normal pen and doesn't even have a real feather.
I gave it a 4 because it's not completely useless, but it shouldn't be expenive. There's not much really wrong with a feather quill, but the problem comes when 你 charge 20 dollars for 说 quill.
2. HP wands!
KK:5
They're just sticks that cost 15 dollars. Need I explain more?
3.Dumbledore's beard!
KK:5
Supposed to complete a "Dumbledore" costume, but is twice as expensive as normal fake beards and don't come with the rest of the costumes.
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你 may be wondering why there haven't been any Twilight ones yet. The answer? Twilight is so over-hyped and has products so "kooky" that I must advise 你 to glue your hand to the 表 so that 你 don't facepalm yourself right away.
4.Eclipse Chewing Gum!
KS:7
I sure faceplamed myself when I saw this. IT'S NORMAL MENTOS GUM WITH A PICTURE OF EDWARD'S FACE ON EACH WRAPPER AND A CHEESY TWILIGHT QUOTE ON THE INSIDE. And they cost about six dollars for a pack of ten.
5.Harry Potter "Paint your own scar kit!"
KK:8
i just had to put this in.....it's just a small portion of black face paint and a q-tip for 10 dollars.
Yeah, real nice.
6.Vampire Perfume!
KK:3
Normal perfume, except for the fact that it has 吸血鬼 on the cover, and says "Simply Romantic"....
7.IMVU's Vampires
KS:9
Become a (sparkling from Twilight) vampire and find YOUR Bella! Ad shows a shirtless guy (like all Twilight ads do) walking and then biting a girl, who we presume must be "his Bella."
WOW...
8.Vampire party supplies!
KS:7
Stand-up cards that 显示 Edward/Bella looking afraid....ornaments that 显示 Edward Bella looking sad/afraid......plates that 显示 Edward/Bella looking sad/afraid.....wow that really shows how happy these occasions are.
9.Mylifeisharrypotter.com
KS:8
People post useless things that in some way 显示 they like HP.
10.Mylifeistwilight.com
KS:8.5
When the 最佳, 返回页首 reated post is anti-Twilight, 你 know it's bad.
11.OME and Cullenism
KK:100000000000000000000000000000000
粉丝 爱情 Twilight so much they state they practice Cullenism and Edward is their god. To drive this point home, they say "OME" (Oh my Edward) *facedesk*
I can picture 你 wrenching your hand out of the pool of superglue, and yelling "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!" At the 最佳, 返回页首 of your voice.
If 你 have any more, please comment! I'd 爱情 to hear 更多 of these...
I'm not talking about the companion 图书 或者 the HP wands that actually shoot out a fog patronus at the tap of a button. The ones that I will be discussing will be listed below. I will tell the name of the project, 1-10 on the "Kookiness" (nice word, right?) scale (One meaning not kooky, 10 meaning it should be taken off the shelves). Then, I will give a brief 描述 of the product and why it is so useless.
1. Hp's Feather Quill!
KS:4
Okay, so it's a pen that looks like a quill, except it's twice as expensive as a normal pen and doesn't even have a real feather.
I gave it a 4 because it's not completely useless, but it shouldn't be expenive. There's not much really wrong with a feather quill, but the problem comes when 你 charge 20 dollars for 说 quill.
2. HP wands!
KK:5
They're just sticks that cost 15 dollars. Need I explain more?
3.Dumbledore's beard!
KK:5
Supposed to complete a "Dumbledore" costume, but is twice as expensive as normal fake beards and don't come with the rest of the costumes.
------------------------------------------------
你 may be wondering why there haven't been any Twilight ones yet. The answer? Twilight is so over-hyped and has products so "kooky" that I must advise 你 to glue your hand to the 表 so that 你 don't facepalm yourself right away.
4.Eclipse Chewing Gum!
KS:7
I sure faceplamed myself when I saw this. IT'S NORMAL MENTOS GUM WITH A PICTURE OF EDWARD'S FACE ON EACH WRAPPER AND A CHEESY TWILIGHT QUOTE ON THE INSIDE. And they cost about six dollars for a pack of ten.
5.Harry Potter "Paint your own scar kit!"
KK:8
i just had to put this in.....it's just a small portion of black face paint and a q-tip for 10 dollars.
Yeah, real nice.
6.Vampire Perfume!
KK:3
Normal perfume, except for the fact that it has 吸血鬼 on the cover, and says "Simply Romantic"....
7.IMVU's Vampires
KS:9
Become a (sparkling from Twilight) vampire and find YOUR Bella! Ad shows a shirtless guy (like all Twilight ads do) walking and then biting a girl, who we presume must be "his Bella."
WOW...
8.Vampire party supplies!
KS:7
Stand-up cards that 显示 Edward/Bella looking afraid....ornaments that 显示 Edward Bella looking sad/afraid......plates that 显示 Edward/Bella looking sad/afraid.....wow that really shows how happy these occasions are.
9.Mylifeisharrypotter.com
KS:8
People post useless things that in some way 显示 they like HP.
10.Mylifeistwilight.com
KS:8.5
When the 最佳, 返回页首 reated post is anti-Twilight, 你 know it's bad.
11.OME and Cullenism
KK:100000000000000000000000000000000
粉丝 爱情 Twilight so much they state they practice Cullenism and Edward is their god. To drive this point home, they say "OME" (Oh my Edward) *facedesk*
I can picture 你 wrenching your hand out of the pool of superglue, and yelling "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!" At the 最佳, 返回页首 of your voice.
If 你 have any more, please comment! I'd 爱情 to hear 更多 of these...