I'll tell 你 my story. I 爱情 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 日 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 表演 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 图书 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that 说 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 迷失 my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the 图书 that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight 粉丝 are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter 粉丝 were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella 天鹅 is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way 更多 loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the 电影院 she was laughable. I hate Alice 由 the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far 更多 better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes 你 feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter 爱情 vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The 爱情 between 老友记 Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats 爱情 triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are 更多 critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited 爱情 that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A 爱情 that can never be bettered 由 any vampire 或者 wizard. True 爱情 is Severus Snape. RIP.
14. J.K.罗琳 vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant 由 calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a 粉丝 fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight 粉丝 for the 爱情 for their respective series.
Hermione vs Isabella
Harry vs Edward
Ron vs Emmett
Ginny vs Rosalie
Luna vs Alice
Neville vs Jasper
Draco vs Jacob
Voldemort vs James
Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
Potter trio vs Pothead trio
Potter cast vs Twilight cast
J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer