How to Dress Like a Conchord 

there is no mention about brets animal sweaters

Yep, they do. "Bret McKenzie has a slightly more hipstery style and often wears sweatshirts with silkscreened animals on them."

I can dress like that and i'm a girl. That was a lot of money for plastic framed glasses. If I wore them I would ruin my eyes so that's one thing I can't wear. Look good on Jemaine though.