posted by Puppetmaster111
A/N: Craig x Kyle fanfiction dead-a-head pep's! I don't own any of the characters featured in this fanfiction, they all belong to Comedy Central. And if 你 don't like it... Craig?
Craig: *flips yo people off* :| *pulls finger back*
Oh, and there will be some languadge in here.
Craig Tucker, the boy that has been known for his badass-dick-douchebag streak. No one really ever talked to him because they liked him 或者 wanted to know him, only if they want him to protect them from a bully. Craig was and still is a serius fighter.
Craig Tucker on his 5th birthday only reseaved one present from his parents. A genuea pig. Craig at first hated it and 说 he hoped it would die soon. But he changed his mind about a 月 later, he even gave it a name: Squeeks.
The fluffy white-and-brown creature was his best friend. He listened to Craig, even though it could have just scaried it's way over to the other side of his bared cage, but it didn't. Squeeks enjoyed Craig's change of heart; and Craig did too, he even declaired Squeeks his super best friend in the whole world.
When Craig was young, children made fun of him for his scrony figure, his nasally voice, and his messy, greesy, black, raven-nested hair. Craig couldn't take it any 更多 so he started flipping people off, fighting children, and threatening adults. All the parents of the children told them to avoid Craig because he was a bad influence.
When everyone in Craig's class got into the 3rd grade, almost all the kids in the school called Craig a dick. But he did make some friends, Clyde, Tweek, and Token. While a boy almost exactly like Craig made about the same amount of 老友记 as him: Cartman (or Eric), Stan, and Kenny.
The boy that was almost exactly like Craig's name was Kyle, Kyle Broflovski. Kyle is a red-head-Polish-/-Jewish-boy, he has a jew-fro under his green pull-over-hat. Kyle hates his hair like Craig hates his.
Both boys hated being teased because of their scrony figures and aweful hair. But they never really talked to each other, half the time they didn't even acknowlage each other.
When Craig was 10, his best friend in the whole world died of old age. The misfourtionate boy was 心 broken as he buried his best friend Squeeks in a decorated shoe box in his back yard. And as a tomb stone, Craig took a flat, wide, and tall wood-chip and carved the words 'My best friend Squeek: Have a happier life then I'm having buddy....!'.
Craig then began to let his anger out on his fellow 5th graders. Pushing them around and calling them names. He began to be sent to Macky's office 更多 times now.
When Craig was 13, he wasn't to suprised that the four of his 老友记 started getting bisexually intrested. There where early signs that Token and Clyde were interested in each other. Tweek started to cling onto Craig, now all of his 老友记 were gay. And Craig was too, but he wasn't interested in Tweek that much. Tweek was the same, he was just feeling left out from his friends.
Craig always thought Tweek was pathedic. Now that he is 16 and fresh man in high-school, thats when sexual turn on's and off's started for EVERYONE. Stan claimed to have slept with Wendy, Kenny, which was a complete man-slut, slept with 更多 girls in the school then any other guy, he even blurted out one 日 he was bisexual and started flirting with Jew-fro. While Cartman didn't get any girls to curl up to him, he 迷失 ALL his weight and was now totally bulked up. And of course all the girls forgot about how much a dick waud he is and started doing 'Study-buddies' with him. Sluts...!
But, Kyle claims he was still a virgan, which got the blonde man-slut Kenny 更多 interested in the Polish kid. Kyle also admiting being 100% gay, and as for his friend Stan, he proclaimed to be bisexual. Wendy, feeling threatened 由 Kyle and Kenny, was becoming anal on Stan.
"Wendy, calm down! I'm not going to start screwing everyone just because I'm bi!" Stan complained, Wendy glared at him harshly. "STANLY MARSH I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!!" She roared at him, "I SEE HOW 你 AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER!" She 说 before storming off. Obviously, it was over between the two.
Stan sighed and sat back down on the bleechers. He put his head in his hands and acted really irritated. Kyle had happened to stroll in on Stan, and thought he was crying. So he slowly walked up to his best friend and put his arm around Stan's shoulders.
"You ganna be okay Stanly Marsh?" Kyle 说 with a smile. Stan took his hands away from his face and looked at Kyle with sparkling sky-blue eyes. He quikly wraped his arms around Kyle's chest and played at his 衬衫 由 picking it up with his teeth and rubbing his head into Kyle's chest.
But another boy with blue eyes was watching disagreeingly. Only, this raven haired boy had an iceier and deeper shade of blue than Stan had. He fiddled with the wool X's on his chullo as he smoked a ciggarette, completely ignoring Macky's little 'Smoking's bad, mkay?' speached.
And the chullo wearing smoker was none other than Craig Tucker. He had reached a rebelious stage like all the other parents predicted. Craig no longer wore a blue air-forse jacket, he just wore a black and dark blue jacket. His chullo was now black and had blue twin mashed to gether at the 最佳, 返回页首 of it. He always wore a concert-spread-tee-shir, it was his new 最喜爱的 thrash metal band: 'Candy Sweet and 苦 love'.
His parents hated him listening to the band, knowing his little sister Ruby's room was right 下一个 to his. But Craig didn't care. His family was the worst, always getting angry at each other and flipping the other off.
And Kyle was having family problems too... his dad was diegnosed with lung cancer. The doctors weren't shure if he would make it 或者 not. Eather way, Kyle, Sheila, and Ike where all distroted. And Sheila, Kyle's mother started taking her anger on her children.
Kyle and Ike can hide the bruises and cuts under there clothes and hair. They didn't think that anyone would notice. And they where right, until one night at a Cow's game...!