Why does 耶稣 work in a CD store?

so he can send ppl to hell if they pay him any less than the cd was

Because 音乐 is the only untarnished gift from God that we humans have left.
或者 at least it was until Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and 蕾哈娜 came along.

so if a cds scratched he can click his fingers and it wont be scratched

He goes there to work over-time.. even 耶稣 needs a purpose as little as that :p