1) if 你 can, dye your hair any unnatural color/colors 2) part your hair FAR to the side 3) straighten it 4) add volume, hairspray, teasing, whatever it takes 5) KEEP THAT FOTHERMUCKER WHERE IT IS no such thing as too much hairspray 6) dry it in front of a 粉丝 until it feels natural and doesn't 移动 much, but not to where it's 《冰雪奇缘》 in place, make sure 你 can still flip it!!