
seusstroll
说 …
Where the h*ll are my keys, 由 dr Seuss(part of his adult collection);
Where the h*ll are my keys? I did not leave them in the car, I did not leave them in a star. I did not leave them on the floor, 或者 hanging in the door. I did not leave them on the mat, I did not leave them near a cat. Where could they be? My f*cking keys, oh, they're sitting in my hand 发布 一年多以前
Where the h*ll are my keys? I did not leave them in the car, I did not leave them in a star. I did not leave them on the floor, 或者 hanging in the door. I did not leave them on the mat, I did not leave them near a cat. Where could they be? My f*cking keys, oh, they're sitting in my hand 发布 一年多以前