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Saten took a 秒 train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...

Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? 你 scared th- Oh shit, did 你 steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of 偷了 it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! 你 can't steal police cars! 你 know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over...

MASTER SWORD:

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Saten: But dude! 你 can't steal police cars! 你 know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful 大炮, 加农炮 in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's 日 (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that,...

Inside a cozy room with pastel-colored walls, snacks scattered everywhere, and the glow of a rom-com movie playing on a nearby screen. 小马 Trevor Phillips is back, and he's with Pinkie Pie, who's 展示 him a TV show.

Pony Trevor: (leaning back, arms crossed) This 显示 is lamb, I can create way 更多 drama than that.

Pinkie Pie: (grinning wide) Prove it!

Pony Trevor: You're on!

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Cuts to inside the 首页 of Derpy and her fiancé, Master Sword. Trevor planted another pony's bra on the bed, causing an argument when they thought Sword had an affair.

Pony...

10: FOUR BROTHERS:
The type of movie that's good for rainy day. It's cliche, cheesy, and everything 你 want from this kinda movie. Espically if 你 爱情 mindless action movies.. But your enjoyment of the film depends on how much 你 like Mark Wahlberg. I myself watch it purely for him.. And he gives everything we want out of him..


9: THE FALLEN SERIES:
All those Gerald Butler 电影院 where he saves first the white house, than London.. I just like it cause I 爱情 watching Gerald Butler, so your enjoyment depends on that factor..


8: RUN ALL NIGHT:
A Liam Neeson movie where he plays a outlaw who...