1. Say "reptile" in front of one.
2. Pretend to roast a 棉花糖 in the dragon's flame.
3. When 你 get up from the couch, rub your backside and pretend its bruised.
4. If a dragon invites 你 to lunch, ask if 你 are the main course.
5. When riding, say "giddyap."
6. Tell the dragon that its most prized treasure is a forgery.
7. Say "we're off to see the lizard" when being taken to meet the rulers.
8. Pretend to look for shed 《皮囊》 或者 scales
9. Find a bald spot
10. Try to use logic. I guarantee they will correct 你 before 你 die.
11. Tell them Einstein was wrong.
12. Poke one in the eye
13. Give...
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